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Because it's totally not going anywhere in my mind, but there needs to be more Joe/Bob in the world, right? Give me lame high school ideas that will go with this!

Joe normally doesn’t have any trouble making friends. Joe is totally cool. Granted, Joe’s never transferred to a new school before, but Joe is awesome – he’s got a kickass fro, plays guitar, knows obscure facts about the history of Jazz; he’s pretty much ready-made for popularity. Or, at the very least, he should be able to slip right into the role of king of the band geeks. Joe’s not picky, he’s just not suited for a lone wolf lifestyle.

Which makes it really inconvenient when he finds out that everybody in his new school are huge douches.

It’s crazy, because he knows it’s a private school – and hadn’t that been a fun change, uniforms suck cock and balls – but how can every kid be so completely asshole-ish?

He makes acquaintances instead of friends, but he sort of hates himself for making them, because Jordan regularly uses the word fag and Saunders likes to quote White Fang at him and Lacey wears freaking ascots instead of ties and thinks he’s the shit because he’s the star soccer player; and not in the awesome way that Pete always thought he was the shit. They’re all a bunch of pretentious blowhards, Joe feels like banging his head against his locker after he talks to them, but at least they seem to like him okay. Joe doesn’t really get it, he’s kind of nothing like them, but he figures maybe he’s a novelty or something. He’s pretty much dreading the day when they figure out he’s not their kind of cool, and they start shoving him into lockers and beating the shit out of him during lunch, like they do to all the freaky-weird guys on the croquet team.

The freaky-weird guys on the croquet team are also douches, but for entirely different reasons than Jordan, Saunders and Lacey.

It’s like there’s something in the Jersey water. Joe’s never done anything to them, yet they always glare at him like he’s dirt, or like he smells really bad. They have a problem with Joe being Joe, apparently, which is ironic, considering they routinely get beaten up because everyone else has a problem with them being them.

And, all right, Joe’s totally not gay, but there’s something about Bob Bryar that makes his fingers tingle.

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Date: 2010-05-21 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saekokato.livejournal.com
More Bob/Joe always! :D

Um. Lame high school ideas away!

Joe has to do a project with Ray that's worth, like, most of their grade so they can't blow it off! Joe overhears Bob arguing with Frank about something randomly Jazz, and Joe throws in a comment about something even more randomly Jazz before he even has a chance to think about it, but it makes Bob sputter. Joe has to make up an extra gym credit and the only thing open that also fits into his schedule is the crochet team!

this needs cheerleading

Date: 2010-05-21 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kin-you-bi.livejournal.com
I second all of these ideas. You could totally go for every cliche, ever, and make it the high school fic to beat all other high school fics.

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Date: 2010-05-22 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seratonation.livejournal.com
oh man for a moment i thought i misspelled croquet, then i thought i read it wrong and it WAS crochet team, and now all i can imagin is gerard and frank and ray and bob in a nitting circle with mikey holding the yarn and joe trying to sidle in coz its teh only way he can make up his extra gym credits.

ANYWAY! extra credits that force them together is a good idea! or that chemistry progect that is like worth 50% but frank is not very good at chemistry (coz he was always sick when he was a kid! and missed that very important class!) and so hes always just n the back, toasting things on his bunsen burner, until he's paired up with joe! who he relaises is awesome! and has a fro to rivel rays!

omg you have to throw in a line about a battle of teh fros :D:D

Edited Date: 2010-05-22 03:50 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-05-22 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pr-scatterbrain.livejournal.com
I think the world needs a crochet!fic. Knitting circle MCR; what could be more awesome?

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Date: 2010-05-26 04:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] abraxas-life.livejournal.com
There is one! It's Bob/Jamia/Frank and kind of amazing!

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Date: 2010-06-12 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deepseasuit.livejournal.com
Say WHAT?? Please please please post a link!

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Date: 2010-06-12 12:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] abraxas-life.livejournal.com
Sure thing!

sl1 k2tog psso (http://carleton97.dreamwidth.org/237536.html)
Edited Date: 2010-06-12 12:38 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-05-25 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
random Jazz conversation!

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Date: 2010-05-21 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insunshine.livejournal.com
THERE SHOULD BE SO MUCH JOE/BOB FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

Oh god, I miss Bob Bryar.

Um, I dig any and all high school ideas, especially the ones where there are accidental kisses and accidental dating, and boys secretly liking each other even though they have girlfriends.

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Date: 2010-05-25 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
I miss him too!!! he's all that is awesome in the world.

accidental kissing sounds excellent, actually :)

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Date: 2010-05-21 11:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] general-jinjur.livejournal.com
i have nothing helpful for you. except that this is wonderful. <3

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Date: 2010-05-25 05:09 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-05-22 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trippypeas.livejournal.com
ughh.. why are you tormenting me with stuff you won't finish? So mean.

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Date: 2010-05-22 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hypertwink.livejournal.com
Joe joins this supersecret geek club but he gets a surprise when one of the founding members is Bob Bryar. He thinks that he's not going to get in since he's being glared to death by Bob

Yay Joe/Bob!

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Date: 2010-05-25 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
hahahah Bob as a founding member of a supersecret geek club sounds hilarious :)

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Date: 2010-05-25 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
I'm trying to get inspired! it is very hard right now :(

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Date: 2010-05-22 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seratonation.livejournal.com
lol is the croquet team gerard and frank and mikey and ray? coz that would just be hilarious.

imma stalk some commnts and then edit to see if i can come up with my own random high school shenans

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Date: 2010-05-25 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Joe would inject some real sense of competition into the croquet club!

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Date: 2010-05-23 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liquitexart.livejournal.com
lady,

i did not know about this [i seriously need to read all those emails i missed out on], but it is AWESOME and MAGICK and I NEED MOARRR.
please. (:

also, also.
i just listened to never needed it now so much and i have to say, the meowing in the background? had me laughing so much i had to rewind some parts.
yep.

i need to find the rest of your podfics and maybe others. that i don't know about. hmm.

still, this? pure magick and i think i will make you cupcakes if you finish it.

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Date: 2010-05-25 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
I WILL HOLD YOU TO THOSE CUPCAKES, MISS!

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Date: 2010-05-25 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liquitexart.livejournal.com
well.
i do have your address. :DD

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Date: 2010-06-03 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starflowers.livejournal.com
I DON'T. CUE BETRAYED LOOK AGAIN. I could send you a POSTCARD. With BUFFALO. Buffaloes?

oops

Date: 2010-05-25 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillianjar.livejournal.com
::wince:: Hi! So, um, I'm really sorry I forgot to remind you/ask you again if you might have time to upload your Never Needed it Now So Much podfic? I totally get if you are busy doing other things I just looking forward to hearing it again :) Thnx!

Re: oops

Date: 2010-05-25 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
DARN IT!! This weekend was a mess, I completely forgot about that. I'm gonna write myself another note, keep poking me if I don't get it up this week.

Re: oops

Date: 2010-05-31 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillianjar.livejournal.com
I will! I just hope I don't get annoying :/ Sorry your weekend was such a mess. Hope this weekend is better! :)

Re: oops

Date: 2010-06-02 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
I just went to upload this and realized that jinjurly put it on her site a few days ago!

http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/never-needed-it-now-so-much

Re: oops

Date: 2010-06-07 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillianjar.livejournal.com
YAY \0/ Thanks so much for the link! And thanks to jinjury for uploading it. I can't wait to hear it again :D

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Date: 2010-06-03 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starflowers.livejournal.com
I THOUGHT IT WAS JOE JONAS AT FIRST.

THIS IS AWESOME.

I REALLY LOVE BOB.

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Date: 2010-06-21 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
UGH I AM SO BEHIND IN REPLIES! I don't even know why, it's not like I'm busy, I'm just not all there in the mind nowadays.

BOB IS AWESOME.

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Date: 2010-06-07 07:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] athenejen
This is intriguing!

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Date: 2010-06-21 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
thanks! I don't know if it'll go anywhere, though :/

i miss Bob

Date: 2010-09-19 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raveninthewind.livejournal.com
:(
Awesome idea for a story, though.

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