skoosiepants: (Bob is badass)
I put off reading Shadow of the Templar because it didn't seem like something I'd enjoy, but boy was I wrong. I'm completely hooked. I'm halfway through Book Two and I think I'm going to be so sad once I finish Book Three and can't go immediately into the final installation. They're so much fun!

I'm still not actually writing. I'm hoping once my harlequin fic of doom is behind me I can actually start on something else. For some reason I want to write the adventures of The Honorable William Beckett, youngest son of, I don't know, the Duke of Weston or whatever - I don't understand where those names come from - and I want him to possibly collect orphans! Specifically baby Panic boys with dirty faces and big eyes! Greta will be his special companion in a non-sexual way - they're the best of friends! Little Jon Walker hides behind her skirts and peeks out with his huge eyes and grubby fingers and adorable smile!! Greta travels with her tiny maid, who is not actually a maid but Adam T Siska disguised as a girl! Gabe captains a ship, but he's an eccentric merchant, not a pirate!
skoosiepants: (ryan and jon)
You know what would be awesome? A TODAY'S SPECIAL AU!! That's right folks, how cool would that be? Ryan Ross is the mannequin that comes to life when you put on his SPECIAL CAP. Brendon is the display designer who wakes him up!!! Okay, so, beyond that I don't have much, because there was basically just a bunch of puppets running around 'causing shenanigans, but we can make the night guard Spencer Smith and Muffy the Mouse can be JON WALKER WHO TALKS ONLY IN RHYME. HE CAN BE A STONED STREET BUM THAT BRENDON LETS INTO THE STORE, I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE CAN'T ACTUALLY BE A MOUSE, RIGHT?

I know I've said this before, but I think I've finally actually lost my mind. Good day to you all.
skoosiepants: (Patrick and Pete)
* Is it just me, or is there a HUGE lack of Pete/Patrick fic lately? This is sad. So sad. I've been trolling del.icio.us for something new, and I can't find anything.

* How I Met Your Mother was fucking hysterical last night, omg. Robin Sparkles! And then Robin and Barney geez that's so awesome. Dawson and his big head were hilarious, of course.

* You know what's best about my Magic Friend Band AU? Kid songs!! And Gerard!!

Disney execs had thrown Gerard at them. He’d flown in from New York and locked himself in a room with Pete and had come out victorious, which is quite a feat. Pete looked shell-shocked but pleased, and Gerard had looked like a porcelain doll with straggly, unwashed hair and clothes better fitted for a bum, which didn’t detract at all from his beaming smile.

He’d said, “I’m really excited about this,” and, “Seriously, I love that song about the lonely fire truck and the can of beans, freaking genius,” and he’d hugged Brendon super tight and said, “You know what’s missing from kids’ shows? Time travel,” and that had been that.
skoosiepants: (last unicorn - red bull)
I want someone to write a Legend parody. Like, okay, Brendon's the boy in the woods! He's totally in love with prince Spencer - who's a boy, who has a BEARD okay, he's totally manly, stop calling him a LADY already! (cue hilarious dialog of Brendon calling Spencer "miss" and "milady") - and Brendon's all, hey, yeah, the unicorns are pretty freaking awesome, right? but don't touch them! And Spencer's all, they're not going to let me touch them anyway, because I'm in no way virginal *shifty eyes* STOP CALLING ME PRINCESS! but he totally sneaks a touch anyway, right, and then the DARKNESS comes, in the form of all of Gabe's minions - billiam, vickyt, butcher, nate, rylandandalex (who are a two-headed beast of awesomeness!), and they kidnap Spencer, OH NOES, and they cut off the unicorn's horn, and UNICORNS CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEIR HORNS!! Brendon weeps for his unicorns and his poor kidnapped lady!

Elf Boy Pete Wentz shows up to berate Brendon for letting Spencer touch the unicorn - even though it was totally not his fault! - with his little pissy fairy Ryan Ross (Mikeyway would also fit into this role), and they help Brendon find Spencer, who's been spirited off to wed with GABE SAPORTA, so Gabe can rule the world with his dark dark soul - all unicorns must die!

And then, like, I don't know, I want Jon in there somewhere, so maybe he goes ahead and saves the day with his power of being pure awesome. OR MAYBE THE UNICORN THAT GABE WANTS SPENCER TO STAB IS ACTUALLY JON WALKER - YOU CAN SEE HIM IN HIS EYES, THE BIG KIND BROWN OF AWESOMESAUCE - AND HE MIND MELDS WITH SPENCER AND SAYS, "WHOA, DUDE, HOLD UP THERE, YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL ME, I'M ALL MAGIC AND AWESOME AND SHIT - GO UNICORNS!" and then he's ruinited with his dying love Cassie while Brendon gingerly reattaches her horn and the woods is happy again! SPENCER AND BRENDON LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER EVEN THOUGH SPENCER IS TOTALLY A DUDE CHECK OUT HIS FACIAL HAIR PLEASE.
skoosiepants: (ryan - cowpoke)
Guys, guys, why do I find the idea of all the bandom boys being horse-crazy instead of music-crazy absolutely HILARIOUS? I mean. PATRICK HAS HORSE POSTERS ALL OVER HIS ROOM, RIGHT, y/y?

Which means I'm possibly writing a Christmas STARLIGHT RIDE SADDLE CLUB AU from Patrick's POV! I amuse myself so much, seriously.

It will be full of ARMPIT HUGS and SLOPPY KISSES and BRENDON CALLING SPENCER KITTEN AND LIVING TO TELL THE TALE. ALSO: Joe's horse is named STINKY, Andy requires PROPER RIDING CLOTHES AT ALL TIMES *eyes Patrick's shoes*, and ALL PATRICK WANTS FOR XMAS IS A HORSE AND MAYBE PETE'S HAND IN MARRIAGE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
skoosiepants: (Brendon and Jon being CUTE)
Also, this might happen in my SGA/Bandslash Three-quel:

Jon bites his lip to keep from smiling. Ryan as a sullen teenager is pretty much the most adorable thing ever. Except maybe for Spencer, because holy shit those are some chubby cheeks, the grin he flashes Ryan nearly gorgeous, if gorgeous was ever a term that could be applied to a bumbling fourteen-year-old. Approximately. It’s hard to judge their exact ages, since Brendon’s roughly the size of Jon’s pre-teen niece.

“Oh my fucking god,” Brendon says, looking down at himself. Then a slow grin breaks across his face, evil at the edges, and he tugs on the hem of Spencer’s shirt. “Hey there, pretty girl.”

Spencer sweeps long, long hair out of his eyes and sort of fails at glaring at Brendon. It’s a total fail, Jon can tell, pink blooming on his pale skin, until Brendon goes on with, “You’re totally a pudge, Spencer,” and Ryan punches him in the back of the head.
skoosiepants: (Gerard Way and his pretty eyes)
No? Good. I promise to give him a happy ending and everything.

Also: Why has no one written a Stephanie Plum-esque MCR AU yet???

PICTURE THIS.

Gerard the fumbling, kick-ass Jersey bounty hunter! He lives in this little apartment with his HAMSTER - seriously - and doesn't like guns, so he always hides his bullets. Brian owns the bail bond office! Ray works the phone and hands out the cases! Frank's the tiny hyper dude they hired to file stuff, but ends up just going out with Gerard on cases - he ends up accidentally shooting something/someone all the time!

Gerard's kind of in this half-assed relationship with Bert the cop! Bert used to be a lot of trouble, but he's cleaned up and everything, and he's ready to settle down with Gerard, but Gerard's not too sure. Mainly because of Bob. Bob's mysterious! Bob's like a ninja, and he's this totally hot badass bounty hunter that occasionally ends up helping Gerard out and saving his life and shit. Bob just shows up out of nowhere. Bob is also very obviously attracted to Gerard and Gerard has to, like, remind himself constantly that's he's with Bert and shouldn't cheat on him and stuff, and Bob understands that but he also isn't going to give up trying to get Gerard to sleep with him. It's awesome.

Mikey divorces his wife Alicia and moves back into their parents' house and decides he's gay and takes up with this total spaz named Pete. Gerard regularly has to bail Pete out of shenanigans gone wrong.

Is it bad taste to make Mikey and Gerard's grandma be still alive? Because Gerard needs his grandma to drive around with him and blow shit up.

Bob has minions! Chicago minions! His right hand man is Patrick, who is tiny but regularly full of rage. Frank is all over this Patrick character. He is sure they are meant to be, and Patrick is sort of taken off guard by Frank's enthusiasm (but then Patrick is also best friends with Pete - some convulated plot point that'll come out some how or another - so he thinks he can handle Frank).

Gerard keeps getting his cars blown up and getting kidnapped and accidentally getting framed for murder, and Bob and Bert have their hands full trying to keep Gerard out of jail and still alive. Bob and Bert hate each other, but they're willing to work together to make sure Gerard is safe! Awwwwww!

So, yeah, can someone write this for me? Please?

HI

Nov. 9th, 2007 04:19 pm
skoosiepants: (Fall Out Boy)
TONIGHT IS MY BRIDAL SHOWER.

ALSO: J HAS THE PLAGUE AND HAS GIVEN IT TO ME. JOY.

also, on the subject of hanna barbara and Jabberjaw, you know what I want? A fic where Pete tries to convince Gerard to help him create a Fall Out Boy cartoon show. They solve mysteries! And, in the fashion of Josie and The Pussy Cats, Jabberjaw, The Archies, Lancelot Link (oh, you know Pete loved that one, even though it's not a cartoon), etc, they stop in the middle of the show and their animated selves PLAY SONGS. DIRTY PLAYS THE TAMBOURINE OKAY? AGAINST HIS HIP. To tempt Gerard into helping him, Pete says that MCR can be their animated ARCH ENEMIES. Like The Misfits! Frank is totally on board with this, but then later Ray points out that it was just a not-so-clever reference to Jem (truly outrageous!) GERARD MAKES ANIMATED FRANK TALLER THAN PETE AND PATRICK GETS PISSED. Plus, Gerard gives MCR superpowers and then Pete says that's okay, because Fall Out Boy always comes out on top using their REGULAR HUMAN POWERS OF DEDUCTION.

I really want this to happen. Like, the actual TV show. Animated Jay-Z could guest star. The Panic! boys could be like the reoccurring baffling globe trotter cameos on Scooby-Doo! HEMMY AND JOE GET HIGH IN THE VAN.

PETE WENTZ, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS. YOU'LL BE IMMORTALIZED IN CARTOON FORM JUST LIKE THE JACKSON FIVE. CALL ME, WE'LL TALK.
skoosiepants: (hi there happy guys!)
Four words for y'all: wacky old west AU.

Have you ever seen The Harvey Girls? It's an old Judy Garland flick that I've always loved that involves a town fued between a reputable dining establishment and a saloon. So, anyway, I took that basic premise and went a little crazy with it. There may be boys dressed as girls. William is possibly a chef. There could indeed be mail-order bride shenanigans involving Bob. Frank invents things! Gabe isn't evil, but he likes to shoot things. Pete is, of course, stirring up all kinds of trouble. So basically it's fun for all.

“I’m gonna sit atop your piano, Mr. Stump,” Brendon says, threading his fingers through Patrick’s, “and sing my little heart out.”

Patrick smiles. “Of course you will.”

“Sisky,” William yells over their heads. “Sisky, grab my knives, will you?” He grins down at them, long arms boxing them into their seats. “Patrick, dumpling, look at you smile,” he says, and Patrick rolls his eyes. William’s a flirt. For the first leg of the trip, Patrick had blushed nearly nonstop, but he’s well accustomed to William now.

William, he’s found, doesn’t mean anything by it. Mostly.

“Just wait. Just wait ‘til you taste my apple crisp,” William says, long fingers playing over the brim of Patrick’s hat. “You’ll be mine then, Patrick, I warn you. Mine to do exactly as I please with.”

“Billy.” Brendon tugs on the end of William’s tie – another button on his vest slips open – and William leans down close, still grinning. “William, you do have ices, don’t you?”

William’s grin turns sly. “Oh, for you, dear Brendon, I’ll make absolutely sure.”
skoosiepants: (Jon Walker approves!)
I'm writing Halloween fic! Dudes, dudes, there is absolutely NO WAY you will be able to guess what this is even remotely about (other than, you know, Halloween). Seriously, god, the file name is panic_pony.doc - you cannot correctly guess ANYTHING from that, or even from the document properties title, which right now says - “You need to just ask him,” Ryan says, and Spencer just arches an eyebrow, crossing his arms over his chest.

I will bet you one hundred words that you cannot guess. Which means if you guess, and you're wrong, you have to write me 100 words in a comment drabble, and if you're right, I'll write you one. Sound fair?

Another hint? This is total bandom participation AU, and the doc name is slightly relevant.

Okay, now I'm suddenly worried, because I suck at drabbles, and now someone is going to guess right, right? It's all about karma and stuff. Whatever. I reserve the right to lie.

ETA: YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO WRITE ME A DRABBLE ABOUT YOUR GUESS IF YOU'RE WRONG, how's that for fun, right? FUN!

I'll answer posts later, so you guys'll have time to guess, guess, guess.
skoosiepants: (Jon Walker approves!)
I want to write a fic where Ryan pulls a Mikeyway, right? Like, he totally up and gets married in the middle of a tour and goes on his honeymoon and the boys have to travel with a replacement guitarist, and Brendon simultaneously goes insane and is in denial. Not that he has any feelings for Ryan - obviously he's totally in love with Spencer, right? - but he keeps writing letters to Ryan like he's away at camp, and he tells all the other bands touring with them that Ryan's off learning how to be a pirate or a real-life cowboy or something! He's also convinced that Spencer is wasting away without Ryan and keeps making him things to cheer him up, and giving him gifts that remind him of Ryan, and Jon is pretty much just hysterical 24/7. I want to write this so bad, seriously. There is one scene in particular in my head that involves a really angry cat, the back lounge and Brendon trying his very best to make Spencer happy and, yes. This is going to be my project once Ss II and the Ryan crossdressing fic are done *nods*
skoosiepants: (do the robot)
Who's ready to rock and roll with SGA tonight? I AM DOING THE ROBOT IN ANTICIPATION!! PERHAPS YOU ARE EMBARRASSED FOR ME, BUT I DANCE WITHOUT FEAR! Except I'm still wary about in-charge!Sam.

*le sigh* I have missed Rodney so. Rodney and his adorable face and snapping fingers and fabulous ass.

In other news:

Due to the response of my Maja snip in SUPERSATURATION 2: THE CONINUING SAGA OF BRENDON IN SPACE, ALTHOUGH THAT IS NOT IT'S ACTUAL TITLE, I have written more scenes with her in them. She is hardcore and tiny, like Frank. I find this pleasing.
skoosiepants: (KITH - hold my breath - gay)
J is FOOTBALL CRAZY and I am bored.

Who wants to write me fic? I gave you two in a week, and ANOTHER ONE IS COMING ON TUESDAY RIGHT SO YOU LOVE ME y/y?

You know what I want? I want Brendon ROCKING A BERET! Yes, it would be DORKTASTIC, okay, just. Yes. Ryan would stare at him and he would act like Brendon was the stupidest boy ever except deep in his soul he would be JEALOUS that Brendon looks so FABULOUS in his beret! It probably started out plain black or something but Brendon went crazy with the sparkle glue stick and Jon might have taken him to AC Moore and it might have his name written on the front and possibly have a feather.

I would also enjoy a Country Music AU, even though I don't like country music, because Ryan would be awesome in a bar with his guitar singing songs about how his girlfriend shot his dog and left him for a woman or something. There could be line dancing. Think about it.

It could also be awesome if the boys were set loose in Walt Disney World like that episode of Full House or Step By Step or basically any show that aired on ABC in the 90s. I'm pretty sure that would be close to the greatest thing ever, what with Brendon and, oh my god, that talking trash can in Tomorrow Land. Brendon would have HOURS OF FUN with that thing.

Uh. Yeah. I need some entertainment here.
skoosiepants: (Default)
* J is at school today, for the first time in months because of his injury (and health), and the dogs and cats are all by their lonesome. He leaves before me and they'd already started panicking by the time I got up, because they knew I was going to leave, and they didn't understand why Daddy was gone, too! Moose stared at me through the front window when I left. I felt so bad, but mainly I'm just waiting for some huge mess when I get home. Furniture eaten, torn apart, pieces of bedding everywhere. Oh well, they have to get used to it!

* All fics are still being edited. This is sort of pathetic, but oh well. Other than that, I've got my fingers in a couple different stories, but nothing too deep yet. Nothing has caught my immediate fancy.

* Who wants an AU where Brendon is Jon's dog walker/cat caretaker, and Jon lives across the hall from Spencer, and Spencer is sort of sure that Brendon is Jon's boyfriend or something, except he totally keeps hitting on Spencer and Spencer's all mean to him, because Jon! Jon's a great guy! And Ryan is this total hermit writer who forgets to bathe and lives on coffee and cereal and he lives in the appartment next to Spencer's and he has his groceries delivered by Frank, who is totally fascinated by Ryan-the-writer, but in a competely platonic way, and starts bugging him and stuff when he drops off his food. Apartment building AU! Bob's the SUPER (I've got a thing for Bob and fixing things, I don't know). Pete and Patrick live above Spencer and have LOUD FIGHTS and Spencer was at first really annoyed by it, but he gets used to it. Jon has a mysterious job! He's hardly ever at home - thus the need for Brendon - and Frank and Ryan start making up stories about him, like he's a super secret spy and stuff, and Ryan hasn't written anything in months and Frank bullies him into taking showers and eating real food and ends up kind of his unofficial assistant instead of the grocery boy. The apartments are above a odds and ends store that Gerard and Mikey run. It's got music and comics and art and just weird 80s memorabilia. Frank has a crush on Gerard! And then there's Ray and Andy and Joe who all live together and seem mainly normal, except Joe keeps breaking things so Bob will visit them, because he thinks Bob is awesome and he keeps calling him the Key Master and makes blatant references to Andy being the Gate Keeper, but only when Andy isn't around, because Andy would seriously punch Joe in the face.
skoosiepants: (Jon Walker!)
ETA of DOOM: Okay, wow, I've been having horrible luck with beta's recently - nobody's fault, just bad timing, it seems, what with the end of summer and the beginning of school for most. So. Anyone up for rigorously beta'ing my Ryan crossdressing AU? I'm pretty sure it's going to need a lot of attention, and it's about 55 pages long, so. Anyone? Pretty please? *desperate puppy-eyes* I know I had a couple volunteers for a quick beta job last time, but this one really needs some work, I'm being honest here. Sometimes I suck. found! thank you all!



* I'm on again, off again with my One Crazy Summer AU. I have this thing, when I take prompts, where I don't actually follow the prompt. I go off into crazy tangents and it ends up barely resembling the movie, but whatever. The movies I picked are pretty simple ones, so I don't think it'll matter. If I'd totally fucked up Red Dawn, on the other hand.

* Right now, I'm trying to write Jon and Spencer in the bathroom for my AU. I don't write porn, so I have no idea what I'm doing, but whatever. Jon can't resist Spencer. Instead of attempting to write dirty things, I'm posting nonsense. What shall I do to procrastinate? I'm sort of dicking around with the school!verse. It's not actually a fic or anything, but I came up with this in the comments:

Patrick is a concerned father! Pete thinks kids are AWESOME! They like DINOSOARS just like him!! )

So maybe at some point this'll become something that has an actual storyline, who knows. It's kind of ridiculous.
skoosiepants: (Fall Out Boy)
* Okay, so, I happened to catch a marathon of Drake & Josh about a week ago - I was bored, it was unexpectedly hilarious - and then that turned into obsessive watching and rewatching and I think I've seen Really Big Shrimp about five times now, and I have never had so much fun watching a show since Boy Meets World. Boy Meets World only out-gays Drake & Josh by a narrow margin, mostly because of Eric, because Eric is awesome and totally in love with Jack. Or squirrels. Anyway, I'm addicted to Drake & Josh now. I wonder why there aren't more fics for them, and also why there aren't ANY fics about Drake & Josh as Bell and Peck instead of Parker and Nichols, because they seem EQUALLY GAY off-screen as they do in the show. Just saying.

* Speaking of Boy Meets World, has anyone else caught that weight-loss commercial with Topanga? TOPANGA! Best fictional character name ever.

* I would like someone to write a fic that pairs Brendon with Seth Cohen. Or even Adam Brody, if you don't want to get into the AU aspects of it, although I think Brendon and Seth would be HILARIOUS. CAPTAIN OATS. Brendon would be so enamored of Captain Oats. And oh my god, Ryan and RYAN! Dark and broody with monotone robot boy!! They would do a lot of staring into each other's eyes and freak Brendon and Seth out!! I've been reading some OC fic, yes.

* Who wants to read an AU where Bob is a school janitor - at the same school Pete buses for! - and Ryan is a fourth grade teacher and things keep breaking in his room and Bob has to keep helping him out with stuff! All the kids love Bob, even though Bob does nothing to encourage this, and all the kids are terrified of Mr. Ross! He doesn't smile! He's got a deep and tortured soul! Only maybe not. He just has a mean resting face, and doesn't realize he's freaking the kids out. It's his first year teaching! He might have a tiny inapporpriate crush on Bob, and Bob thinks Ryan is weird and dresses funny and might be a robot! ANGST AND HILARITY!
skoosiepants: (panic! boys)
We had an insurance adjuster come take a look at our basement today. This is just one more thing we don't want to have to do, but whatever. I guess it's nice that we'll get a new rug out of it. And a new wall.

Um. It's monday, I'm BORED.

Okay, so if Andy and Spencer got into a fight, who would win and why?

Who wants to read an AU where Pete is a school bus driver? And not because it's a job but because he honestly loves it, and he knows all the kids on his route and he always makes sure to wait that extra three minutes in front of St. Michael's because little Sam is always running late, and he let's Zachery chat his ear off in the bench seat right behind him and he occasionally makes them sing songs in round, and his favorite ever are field trips, because he's sometimes allowed to help chaperone inside and stuff. And! Maybe Patrick has a kid! (I like giving him kids) And they just moved onto Pete's route and Patrick's kid is suddenly always talking about Pete and how cool Pete is and about jokes Pete tells - which Patrick doesn't think are age appropriate, even though they aren't really bad - and Patrick is kind of suspicious about Pete and he starts walking his kid down to the stop and making it a point to talk to Pete and Pete instantly loves Patrick and is all over him and they start 'accidentally' bumping into each other at other places and things happen! Maybe!

What if Ryan was actually a robot? Would that story be heartbreaking or hilarious? I can see it going either way. Oh, oh, it's like SMALL WONDER!! Only less suspicious, because seriously, who wouldn't actually know that Vicky was a robot? Seriously? She slept in a closet! She had no inflection in her voice - which, Hi, Ryan!! hi!! - she wore the same CREEPY DOLL LIKE clothes EVERY DAY. Ryan would be more like Data, maybe.

If Brendon and Frank accidentally got into a dance-off, who would win and why?
skoosiepants: (better off dead - lane meyer)
I added up my fic word count for the month of July and came up with about 44,000. Wow. And I posted nothing. Well, I posted the end of Ryan of Green Gables, but that's it. I've got a long fic still with [livejournal.com profile] callsigns (and still being edited, because sometimes my brain is slow), and I have my [livejournal.com profile] band_princesses challenge fic which is DONE and beta'd and READY TO POST with a clever title and everything, except I can't post it until SEPTEMBER. And then I'm about 40 pages into my Just One Of The Guys AU, which should be finished just in time for the August 11th posting over at [livejournal.com profile] reel_band (after which I will get cracking on my [livejournal.com profile] reel_band One Crazy Summer prompt, which is SO EXCITING). And I'm still sitting on my Panic!/Transformers fusion, because I need to get everything else out of the way before I can really concentrate on that one.

Anyway, it only looks like I've been quiet. I've actually been super fic-writing busy and eventually I will have something to show for it. Hopefully.

SPENCER QUESTION: Real family member names/ages, specifically sisters? Anyone? If he doesn't actually have a sister I'm just going to make one up, but I figured I'd ask first.

Is douche bag one or two words, do you think?

VickyT seems like the kind of girl who'd know her football, right? Right. I'm going with it, whatever.

So, keeping in mind that this fic is generally supposed to be completely implausible and chockful of everything you'd ever seen in a teen flick, I can totally have a musical start practice in the spring and then talk about the upcoming proms soon after, right? If you say no, you will be cheating the fandom out of Pete in harem pants. I'm just saying. Think very carefully before you answer.

okay

Jul. 26th, 2007 01:20 pm
skoosiepants: (Jon Walker!)
So, see, I love Bob. Bob is competing with Jon Walker for supreme bandom awesomeness status right now, because Bob is pretty fucking awesome.

I'm also apparently incapable of writing anything above pg-13 anymore. Not like I was great at R, but whatever. No sex for me. Or for you, however that goes.

The beauty of attempting Transformers/Panic! fic - and I'm not saying I'm doing it, folks - is that Brendon pretty obviously loves Bumble Bee. He probably, like, sleeps outside with him every night, maybe over his still-warm hood with a blanket tucked over him, or sprawled out on the grass, staring up at the stars and just talking, and Bumble Bee is his best friend in the whole world, and then the Autobots start to think, hey, this Brendon kid is pretty weird and isolated and he needs some human friends! So they conspire to help him pick up Spencer, and Spencer's friend Ryan, and Jon already likes Brendon, but Brendon is always off by himself with his very own giant alien robot, so there's not much time to hang out and stuff. Because giant! alien! robot! Brendon has no sense of cool. He likes what he likes, and Ryan is hyper aware of his rep, but Brendon's just so everywhere that it's hard to resist him. Spencer is amused by Brendon in a what-the-fuck-is-he-on kind of way. And then when Brendon tells him about his giant alien friend, Spencer thinks he's out of his mind, and Brendon gets all sad, particularly when Bumble Bee won't transform in front of Spencer, because he thinks Brendon needs to be a normal boy for once! Only Brendon's not normal! And, and... I don't know, I haven't thought that far ahead, but it would go something like that. Some of the DestroconsDecepticons, or however the hell that's spelled, maybe try to kill Spencer or something. For having. I don't know, too many shoes? It could happen.
skoosiepants: (ryan of green gables)
This is seriously the most melodramatic thing I have ever written in my entire life, and I am VERY ATTACHED TO IT. Does this even really resemble AoGG anymore? Again, I'm skipping many years and mixing everything up, but, hey, if you like LOVE and TEARS and Ryan being honestly so adorable I could squish him, you might not hate me for ALMOST BREAKING RYAN'S EMO HEART! Previous parts are here, here, here, here, and here (and they're also linked internally). Thank you all for coming along with me on this... whatever the hell this is :) Enjoy!

Gerard moves out to Frank’s. )

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