skoosiepants: (Bob approves)
Instructor Bob’s Annual Summer Campout | ~5,000 | PG-13
William/Siska | Saddle Club AU | Sequel to Featuring Murray… and The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride.

It’s tragic, really, how long William had avoided Monroeville Farms.

A/N: More boys and horses! This is silly and schmoopy. Enjoy.

Instructor Bob’s Annual Summer Campout )
skoosiepants: (Bob motherfucking Bryar)
“He’s your riding instructor,” Siska says, leaning back against the stall door.

“He’s an authority figure,” William agrees, and he’s not sure if that makes the situation better or not, but it certainly doesn’t dissuade him. “I’m legal, you know.”

“He’s Instructor Bob,” Siska stresses, and William pats his shoulder.

“Your circular arguments won’t sway me, dear Sisky.” Instructor Bob is sexy and gruff and interesting, and he doesn’t seem to mind that William is absolutely hopeless on a horse.

William likes horses and all - now; now that he’s had a chance to hang around the stables for going on six months – but horses apparently don’t like him very much. He rides Poncho, because he’s the only one that hasn’t tried to bite him. Although he suspects he’s thrown him more than a few times, but Instructor Bob just says he has horrendous balance. Like, awesomely terrible balance, and he always tells him that in a voice filled with awe and disbelief.

William’s girlfriend is a peach about it, too, although they aren’t technically dating anymore. Which is a plus, since otherwise she might not be a peach about the whole thing, and William honestly can’t help his infatuation. Instructor Bob has magnificent arms and thighs.

“Chris says I should just go for it,” William says, adjusting Poncho’s saddle.

Siska looks horrified for half a beat, and then his lips twitch up into a grin and he chuckles, shakes his head. “Please, dude, that’ll be hilarious, yeah.”

“Fuck you,” William says, but he’s pleasant about it. William tries his very best to always be pleasant, and people reward him by being pleasant in return. It’s the loveliest concept he’s ever come up with.

“Laps, girls,” Instructor Bob calls out as he walks down the corridor.

“Shit,” Siska hisses. “You’ve made us late, asshole.”

“Watch this.” William pokes his head out over the stall door. “Instructor Bob, Poncho’s upset. I’m soothing his savage nerves and letting him chew Siska’s pants.” Poncho has a denim fetish. It’s sort of cute, when he isn’t ruining William’s best jeans.

Bob says, “Five minutes, Beckett,” without turning around.

“He loves me,” William whispers to Siska.

Siska flips him the bird, but scurries off to finish up with his own mount, and they make it into the arena with half a minute to spare.


Also: I'm 22 pages into my Teen Witch AU, and it's AMAZING FUN. The All American Rejects feature prominantly for once, and Gerard is that drama woman, and Gabe is Ryan's stepbrother, and I've just finished writing the scene where Spencer blows Jon's face off with his mad drumming skillz - top that!
skoosiepants: (Fall Out Boy)
The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride | 6,200+ | PG-13
Patrick/Pete | Multibandom | Saddle Club AU | Sequel to Featuring Murray…

At sixteen, Patrick might still have horse posters plastered all over his bedroom walls, might still sleep on cowboy sheets and have a sagging bookshelf full of riding mags, worn Marguerite Henry books, but none of that is half as embarrassing as his enormous crush on Pete Wentz.

A/N: BOYS AND HORSES. I’m not sure how much more awesome it gets than that. This is uber fluffy and Christmasy, and takes place about a month after Featuring Murray…. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wicked_socks for horse-checking this! HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride )
skoosiepants: (flash - YES!)
SUPERSATURATION SEQUEL AND FRANK SPIN-OFF! That's right, folks; around 27,000 words of SGA/Bandslash is in my hands right now. I already did a lot of revision this morning, and I have to go through all of [livejournal.com profile] castoffstarter's edits, and then they will both be ready to post! I'm aiming towards the end of the week, and I'm going to post them both at the same time, since the Frank piece is sort of a companion fic.

Also, I am thisclose to finishing my Saddle Club AU sequel! It's going to be full of christmas schmoop and love and HORSES and snow and twinkling stars and MORE HORSES and the boys all being adorable and fluffy.

December for the win!

ALSO: HURRAY FOR SCI-FI GETTING ITS ACT TOGETHER - SHORTEST SGA HIATUS IN THE HISTORY OF EVER! Oh my god, January 4th??? I'm so excited!!!
skoosiepants: (ryan - cowpoke)
Guys, guys, why do I find the idea of all the bandom boys being horse-crazy instead of music-crazy absolutely HILARIOUS? I mean. PATRICK HAS HORSE POSTERS ALL OVER HIS ROOM, RIGHT, y/y?

Which means I'm possibly writing a Christmas STARLIGHT RIDE SADDLE CLUB AU from Patrick's POV! I amuse myself so much, seriously.

It will be full of ARMPIT HUGS and SLOPPY KISSES and BRENDON CALLING SPENCER KITTEN AND LIVING TO TELL THE TALE. ALSO: Joe's horse is named STINKY, Andy requires PROPER RIDING CLOTHES AT ALL TIMES *eyes Patrick's shoes*, and ALL PATRICK WANTS FOR XMAS IS A HORSE AND MAYBE PETE'S HAND IN MARRIAGE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
skoosiepants: (Frank Iero can take off your pants)
Title: Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
Rating: PG
Word count: 5,000+
Summary: There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony, Murray
A/N: This is from the part of my brain that still listens to New Edition and rereads old copies of The Saddle Club. I’m sorry. It really didn’t deserve to be beta’d, so please point out any blatant errors :) I like to think this is the most unlikely AU ever.

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Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie )

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