And you have to gay it all up, otherwise it's just not a fun! I mean, really. We see boy/girl kisses all the time. How boring. yes! exactly! slashing makes everything more interesting!

We can run away and marry each other. Have a fabulous wedding, while we watch J google-eye Lance, as he *is* in our harem. ;) Hee. They'd get drunk together and J would poke fun of his "certified cosmonaut" status :)