Okay...*eyes you sternly* I know someone else has said this, but I feel the need to say it myself.

THAT IS SO WRONG IT IS BEYOND "WRONG"!

I mean...I thought you liked us? Yet, you're making us stare at not just a man's crotch(cause ya' know that's not necessarily bad) but it's the farkin' HOFF.

I'd call you an evil genius if I didn't have to go spork my eyes out now.