Malfoy is just too much fun...

[skoosiepants]

“Christ, I was depending on you Bulstrode! You’re even more of a downer than your lapdog.”

“If you keep at that ice cream you’ll gain five pounds by nightfall,” Millicent pointed out, unconcerned. “You can’t possibly have forgotten your pre-pubescent struggle with weight.” She turned to Hermione. “The boys all called him Puff in primary.”

Malfoy scowled. “It’s entirely not my fault I inherited Great-grandfather’s metabolism. He was an imposing man in spirit.” Dropping his spoon into the carton he got to his feet and stated imperiously, “I’m calling Carlos.”

“Carlos?” Hermione queried.

Millicent snickered. “His personal trainer.”

“Carlos will cheer me up,” Malfoy ground out, glaring at them.

“I could make a crude comment here, but I won’t, out of respect for Hermione.”

Comments

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

You'll never guess who I've got Millie paired up with in this either. *evil laugh*

Malfoy's not Spaderish here, you're right. He's been corrupted by Ron and Harry at this point (reminiscent of the cheese orgy? perhaps...)

[veracity]

Did you give her to Colin? I guess him since he's been absent in your bits and she's swinging and single.

*gasp* A corrupt Malfoy? You jest, surely! No Malfoy could ever be corrupted. ;) And The Orgy did it. You're right.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Actually... Colin isn't in this. At all! I know, I don't know what's wrong with me...

[veracity]

No Colin!? Are you nuts?! You're Colin is so spectacular. Hm... Did you give Millie to Dean?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Nope, not Dean. I wanted to use an uexpected character for her :)

[veracity]

Er, Ernie then? Terry Boot?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Perhaps! You'll have to wait and see ;)

[veracity]

*cries* You EVIL woman.

*takes off to write a Neville/Luna piece and not tell YOU about it*