I have this cracked-out SGA AU idea.
It started with thinking about Rodney as a Frasier-type radio host. In my mind: Rodney was an invited guest that so annoyed the regular host enough that he walked out, leaving Rodney with an open mic, and he just talked. Like Rodney would do. And of course the station got hundreds of calls asking for more of the 'honest' man. With John in the producer/co-star role. Working together, giving each other shit on air, and then having sex over the producing table. As you do.