He's also got this huge, ugly mean pot-bellied pig - named Peaches, but Bob calls him The Devil's First Minion - that patrols the yard and Bob swears he's some sort of ninja 'cause he comes out of nowhere and runs you down squealing like a squealing thing! And Brendon helps out at Gerard's house after school because he loves animals and he's really the only one Peaches even remotely likes. OH! And there's DUCKS. These two female mallards, only they live IN the house because Gerard's three-legged dog Lefty fostered them when they were wee little ducklings.
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