Given the fact that it is broken into and I assume you have reported it to the police, can you not ask J's lecturers for extensions of time or for some kind of consideration? I assume most teaching facilities do not want their students to fail.
*hugs* I really am sorry to hear about the bag. It would be my worst nightmare too.

I am thinking really really hard and I can only think of the Butcher from TAI. Dirty is pretty short too and...if you are willing to break all grounds, Maja is short-ish.