Merry Christmas!

I hope all who celebrate Christmas have a wonderful night and morning! I'll be around for a little while, but I'm off to pick up some last minute stuff and wrapping paper and the dogs are sort of looking at me like I killed their puppies or something, so maybe I'll stop at petsmart, too :)

I'm almost done my incredibly stupid Brendon/Spencer fic. I mean, I think this is the dumbest fic I've ever written, and that includes the Attack of the Giant Robot SGA one.

Logically, if Brendon had to crush on someone in the band, it should have been Ryan, except Brendon has his doubts that Ryan could actually carry him anywhere, and Brendon totally likes to be carried places by people he loves in sexual ways.

He had a huge crush on Zack for, like, months, and then Spencer had to go ahead and grow inches taller and actual broad shoulders and, like, thighs and facial hair that didn’t look taped on or hobo-ish – once, some random guy stuffed a dollar bill in Ryan’s Starbucks cup and that totally never stops being hilarious in all possible ways; Jon even commemorated it in a photo-story reenactment starring Pete and the Butcher – and it’s so obvious that Spencer can manhandle Brendon all he wants if he really wanted to.

So his deep hatred and jealousy of Adam Brody aside – it’s just, like, this total wacky sidekick deal, he’s sure, like Brendon’s always been Ryan’s Seth, minus all the awesome sexual tension from the show, and now Adam Brody is there to be Ryan’s Seth, hopefully minus all the sexual tension, too, because Keltie can be sort of vicious when threatened, Pete has some scars to prove it – there is no actual reason for Brendon to crush on Ryan’s skinny ass.

Jon Walker would also be a likely love interest for Brendon, because he’s awesome. In fact, Brendon had spent a full day convinced that Jon was his actual secret gay crush, because Spencer and Jon are SpencerandJon an absurd amount of the time lately, so the sudden and unfortunate blushing could honestly have been brought about by either one of them.

Except for the fact that Jon Walker’s truly awesome smile is not quite wide enough to birth robots and kittens and spindly baby unicorns.

So this is now established as fact. Spencer Smith: making Brendon happy since 2004, now with increased sexual awareness.