Oh my god. I have no words. None. i adore every word and want to quote every damned line back at you. ADRIAN! I love Adrian so much and I love that Patrick wants her in his life and that she's scary like Ryan Ross. And Brendon and his ponies! And CHARLIE. And so many tiny perfect character lines, like: He had on brown leather driver’s gloves, because he was a giant tool. Seriously..

Because aaahahahhaha, yeah. Yeah, he is.