pete would be a dastardly bus driver, or the only one needing the word dastardly in front of his title anyways. the kids would be alternately surprised and scared of him or his driving every day, i guess, if only because he took unconventional routes ("through ms. trudy's convenience store parking lot today or into the junkyard?").

andy and spencer are too dignified to fight, i can't picture andy rolling around on the ground anyways. i get the feeling they'd be more the type to engage in some sort of intense competition...god knows what, it'd have to be something only those two could thik up, but spencer would win because he cheats, no doubt.

ryan is a robot. hands down.

and finally, i think frank would truly win but brendon would destroy the trophy doing something he learned from pants off dance off or dancing with the stars or dance dance revolution, something with the word 'dance' in it. pure enthusiasm knows no bounds. or maybe ryan should come in and school their asses with his rendition of the robot, whilst andy and spencer turn it into a one-on-one match ending up in a rollicking performance of breakdancing from andy and spencer's hip-swiveling salsa.

wow, that's a lot of writing, sorry.