Oh yeah, you can totally do it without any porn! Like, they're suddenly just touching each other, like their hands are beyond their control, and it's all very distressing to Ryan, because he's, like, stripping Jon naked, and he keeps saying he's sorry, sorry, but he can't help it, and Jon just shuts him up with a kiss and says, "We'll discuss it later, okay?" and after that things are sort of a blur.

Or, y'know. Something like that. *cough*