Hey! I can cook way better now. In my defense, before college, I had never been allowed to cook in a kitchen...save for the microwave...since I was like 12. When my stepmom came into the picture, I was no longer allowed to cook. And my godmom never offered to teach me. My mom wouldn't allow anyone in her kitchen, ever. So I was experimenting.

Patti still can't cook though. Quite pathetic really, but she's no desire to do it.