OMG, my mom has a Jack Nicholson impression! Which I used to bug her incessantly to do. I have no idea what movie it's from, but she pretends to drink some really strong alcohol and then jerks her elbow up and down while going "Ahhhhhh, nick-nick-nick!" It's hard to explain but very funny. (I think J and I would get along.)

Fic looks funny! Don't the planets have longer names than that though?