Oh noes! And then sometime happens and Frank has to rescue him! And feels totes bad about it, too! And offers to take him out to dinner to make up for the GAPING HOLE in his leg or something. (chill out, Gee, it's not a *hole*. It's barely a scratch. It didn't even *bleed*, okay?) (gerard pouts and tells him it took at least five years of his life and that warrants at least two meals. and unlimited coffee for the next two weeks)