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He's not stuffed, dude, he's fucking stubborn

* One of our geckos is loose in the house! J is very upset that we can't find her. I just hope the cats haven't gotten a hold of her.

* Whenever I'm down, I like to listen to ABBA's Fernando. Shut up, it's awesome.

* My brother is trying to incite J into a beard-off. Hee.

* I think someone should write me a Valley Girl AU. Characters of your choosing, okay, but I wouldn't say no to some AAR shenanigans.

* Teen Witch AU is coming along swimmingly, even though work has been so crazy busy I haven't had anytime to properly sit down and write. Most of it is scenes sketched out in my notebook on the train, but it still works.

* Also, holy crap, how much do I want to write a Jon quits the band and moves to Hawaii fic? Really, really badly, that's how much. I mean, I know I mentioned it a few months ago, but I just got hit with the opening scene last night, so it may actually get written.

* Hey, hey! In March I can post my Duet Press SGA fic! That's kind of exciting?

* Moose has now learned how to jump the fence. So, yeah. There's just no keeping him in the yard. It kind of makes me want to weep brokenly.

* So I know this happened last week or whatever, a while ago, but who else is truly mourning Panic's exclamation point? It was so much fun! And quirky! And, okay, sure, it's fine that they want to take it out, but protesting that they never wanted to use it after using it constantly is just lame. Fess up, you totally loved the ! at one point! Also: I do not understand Spencer's lack of color. I just. I don't. I miss your tiny rainbow tee's Spence! And the little hoodies! I DON'T GET IT.

OH OH!! What I want now is totally a fic where Brendon is puzzling out Spencer's new wardrobe, because you know he's totally missing Spencer's girly side!! They used to do each other's hair! Now Spencer only wants to hang out with Jon and do manly things like smoke cigars and go to hockey games and watch UFC and straight porn, what the hell?

Brendon keeps interrupting all their manly fun and he's even more annoying than usual because he wants Spencer to PAY ATTENTION TO HIM ALREADY GEEZ and Spencer gets fed up with his octopus like limbs and shoves him off the couch and sort of yells and Spencer never yells, and Brendon gets all quiet and big-eyed and he slinks off to the bunks and Ryan totally calls Spencer on being an asshole, because Brendon obviously misses him and just needs some quality Spencer time and Spencer looks at Jon, because Jon will totally back him up on agreeing with him about how fucking annoying Brendon is, but Jon just says, "Not cool, Spence," shaking his head.

So there's angst! Brendon is hurt and confused, and Spencer tries to make it up to him by, like, giving him coffee even though he's not allowed to have coffee, and Brendon gives him a little smile but it's, like, a shadow of his normal one, and it doesn't quite reach his eyes, and Spencer DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER.

AND NOW I WANT TO ACTUALLY WRITE THIS.

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AND NOW I WANT TO ACTUALLY WRITE THIS.

and now I want you to write this!! \o/

Oh god, hon, WRITE IT.

WRIIIIIIIIITE IT.

Write it! Write it! Write it! That is my chant, just visualize someone with a big poster board and a bullhorn saying that over and over. It's my motto for life.

CAN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS, FERNAAAAANDOOOOOOOOOOO?

Um. Ignore me. I have the plague, and also a fever. :D

Also, you should totally write that. I miss girly Spence too.

ETA: Also, I wonder if part of it is that he has grown and no longer fits into tiny girl clothes and he misses them too? *wants*

WRIIIIIIIIITE IT! write it write it write it write it WRITE IT. Especially if you write "Jon quits the band!" fic! Because if you're going to break my heart, and separate Jon from his boys, then I'm going to need Spencer/Brendon comfort fic to soothe my wounded broken soul.

You can't say no to Hemmy! WRIIIIIITE IIIT.

Oooh, write it, please. Now I want to know how Spencer makes it up to Brendon!

I'm definitely encouraging all these mad, awesome ideas. ^_^

OMG YES, I AM ALSO TOTALLY MOURNING THE EXCLAMATION POINT. ;_; why, panic? why? D:

Wriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite it. The power of Brendon's puppy eyes and tragic hair compels yoooooooooooooooooooooou. Seriously though, you write my favorite fic in bandom. I almost spit out my coffee laughing at just that summary. You have mighty powers. <3

Moose has now learned how to jump the fence. So, yeah. There's just no keeping him in the yard. It kind of makes me want to weep brokenly.

I hear that barbed wire works wonders. Okay, fine, not that, but maybe put some wire around the top?

Spencer only wants to hang out with Jon and do manly things like smoke cigars and go to hockey games and watch UFC and straight porn, what the hell?

What the hell indeed, Spencer? What the hell indeed.

I would also like to vote yes to the How Spencer Got His Sparkly Back fic.

Spencer gets fed up with his octopus like limbs
Dude thanks, now I have octopussy!Brendon floating around my head. THIS IS TERRIFYING.

On a semi-related note, I was playing "Would You Rather: The Gross Out version" with my best friend and one of the questions we came up with was "Acting out your choice of a fic from

mcr_hardcore or tentacle porn". It was terrifying.

Also, who/what is Moose? :O

Writeitwriteitwriteit... This is aimed in both the direction of Spencer's lack of colour and Jon in Hawaii.

I am at work, writing that Sounds primer. I am a model employee.

My dog used to dig under the fence and take herself to the park, or at our old house, she could actually open the gate.

I love Fernando. I used to have a fish named Fernando.

You already made my heart clench with just the description of that fic, so I also vote you write it.

Man, Jon Walker leaving the band would make me cry but I still would read it.

AND NOW I WANT YOU TO WRITE IT TOO.

...oh wait, i pretty much always want you to write the ideas you come up with.

PLS TOTALLY WRITE THAT? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSE?

WRITE IT!

*cough*writeit*cough*

Brendon's heart is BROKEN! Spencer has been MEAN to him!

Brendon makes a list of WHY SPENCER IS NOW A BOY!!

There could be fan involvement! Tiny zombie fangirls wondering where Spencer's sparkle is!!

THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT THE STARS WERE BRIGHT FERNANDO!!

I was thinking that! They don't make sparkly shirts in his size anymore!

Oh! I want to read that last one so bad. OMG brendon would lose his sparkle and even Ryro would be all worried and ryan can be a total bitch about stuff.

Jon in hawaii. XD

"There was something in the air that night? The stars were bright? Fernando!!!!!!!!!!"

"Brendon. If you don't shut the fuck up I am going to punch you in the head."

It must break his poor little heart.

THEN THERE IS CUDDLING, RIGHT?

I need Spencer/Brendon cuddling from you, miss.

You know I'd totally give the Jon fic a happy ending though!

Brendon organizes an INTERVENTION, geez, it was only a matter of time until Spencer snaps, he doesn't see what the big deal is!

Someone other than me would write porn, you know, but I'd probably just make Spencer take Brendon to get a fish or something :)

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