dude. dude! this was awesome. i always find your stories to be witty and funny, but this one had me laughing a lot. like with tears in my eyes.
especially this for some reason:

Frank kicks Gerard in the balls and rides around on Bob’s back and calls Spencer a motherfucker at least five times a day.

because that's pretty much how i think of the MCR
boys.

i love Frank in this story and how crazycute Brendon is and just everything. yeah.

WIN.