How in fuck did I miss this?? Seriously, I follow you on Twitter, you're one of my favorites ever, and I didn't manage to see this until 3 days after you posted it! *headesk*

That said, like Kevin, I am surprisingly oblivious at times, but much like Bill for Miranda, Carden-the-baby-eater for Kevin, and Spencer for Brendon, I am completely ridiculously in love with this story. I love how you make me care about the Jonas brothers (in that way where I love it, but I'm a little horrified by it as well), how NINJA is a fully-realized band, and I want to subscribe to EMC forever and ever. I wish this were real.
♥_&hearts for you forever, Skoos.