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So my mom and me saw Date Night on Saturday - possibly the funniest movie I've ever seen. I laughed so hard my voice was hoarse and my stomach hurt. Those two should always be in movies together. ANYWAY, you know shirtless Mark Wahlberg was a highlight, even with his weird hair, and it totally got me hankering for a Bill Beckett/Mark Wahlberg fic - I have no idea why! It just HAPPENED! So check this:

For some reason, Bill ends up having a part in a movie! He has no idea what he's doing! But he's, like, I'll try anything once, and there are strings pulled and things happen and call-backs or whatever, and suddenly he finds himself cast as a college student in a cops & robbers movie called The Ride Along. He gets to grow a mustache, because his character, see, is a criminal justice major who's riding along on cop beats - traffic mainly - and he's in the back seat of two cops (like Kevin James and Sean Murray) and, um, I don't know, they get out for some reason, and Bill's still locked in the back when the cop car is hijacked! by Mos Def and Mark Wahlberg!! Thieves of some sort!! and what happens is an epic road trip/chase ala Smokey and the Bandit/Tommy Boy/Men at Work - there is singing of The Rainbow Connection at some point. It's a comedy! And I put entirely too much thought into this fake movie instead of Bill's epic and inappropriate crush on Mark Wahlberg and how he handles working with him.

I can't stop sneezing.

That is all.
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