Dude, no doubt both would get me teary-eyed and/or sobbing, but yanno. The heart wants what it wants? *shrugs*

I bet Frank (Bob's new bff *_____*) sits on his roof all the time and drives Bob crazy-- "Dude, you'll dent it," and he tries to punch Frank through the roof but Frank just clings onto the windshield and throws his head back, laughing like Bob's just hilarious. &c.