Er... yes! I am very clever and... uh. Nope, can't pull it off. I'm somewhat of an idiot *nods*

hot pants! *laughs* that's hysterical. I think I might have to do a poll *nods* getting tripped up on the name is stemming my creative flow with it :)

Or what are those tiny little camp-y shorts campers used to wear once upon a time called?/i> I know exactly what you mean! But I have no idea what they're called...