Is that Christian Bale! I'm putting this in my Netflix queue. (That is such a weird word.) Never seen it. I know, amazing movie whore that I am. You and I so could have hung out in highschool because, yes, my big, fat, red glasses would have upped your cool points to a billion. Yeah.

Anyway, you must read my "sonnet". It actually rhymes(!)but I need a couplet.