skoosiepants: (KITH - The Naked Choice)
* J and I watched the most awesomest movie in the ENTIRE WORLD last night, no lie. I don't know how I managed to miss it in the 80s (it's one of J's all-time favs, and he's actually been trying to get me to watch it for years, but we could never find it, and suddenly it was on Encore last night!) Anyway: The Last Dragon. Oh my god. Oh my god, dudes, it starts out with a full DeBarge video. It's EIGHTIES DANCE MEETS KUNG FU. I don't even like kung fu. I'd even go so far as to say I hate kung fu, and yet this is the greatest movie ever made. He fights SHO'NUFF, THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM. I mean *flails* there's some sort of midget fifteen yr old kid who talks about sex NONSTOP and wears RED LEATHER PANTS (I actually have no idea what his age is supposed to be, but he's tiny and his voice already broke? WHO KNOWS IT'S STILL AWESOME). RUDY HUXTABLE IS RANDOMLY THERE AND ADORABLE. I spent the whole time going, "Oh my god, this is the best thing ever" and "Who actually wrote this, right?" because it is unbelievable! It's so bad, yet precious and hilarious.

* I want to have at least one soundtrack up before I leave for Disney. No, I will have at least one soundtrack up before I leave tomorrow :)

* So who would read SGA/Bandslash if I turned Singer into a giant saber-tooth-like cat? I might have him almost eaten by a tree, too.

His fur prickles and he cocks his head to see Johnson watching him. What? he tries for, and it’s a little yowl-y. A little defensive, because Alex totally knows what. He says: I’m sorry for trying to kill Marshall. He hangs his head a little to get the message across. He’s not completely sorry – a nip! A nip wouldn’t have killed him! – but Johnson has a censorious look in his eyes.

Alex rolls over all look! and I’m adorable! It’s how he gets Brendon to give him his desserts.

“You’re kind of ridiculous,” Johnson says, and duh. He’s a freaking cat. His entire life is ridiculous.
skoosiepants: (better off dead - pure snow)
* There should be a Red Dawn AU with My Chemical Romance. Dudes. Dudes, Cold War AU! Gerard as Patrick Swayze, Mikey as Charlie Sheen? Mild mannered Ray as C Thomas Howell? Bob as Powers Boothe, Military Guy! Oh, oh! Add in some Panic! and Spencer can be Lea Thompson and Ryan can be Jennifer Gray! Dudes! COVERT OPS WITH TEENAGERS! WOLVERINES! Except I wouldn't want anyone dying, but whatever. It'd be touching and stuff.

* There should be a Better Off Dead AU with Fall Out Boy (or is that sort of tasteless?) Pete as Lane? Patrick as Monique? Joe as Charles De Mar? Mikey as Beth? Justin Timberlake as Stalin? Okay, whoa. How did I end up shipping JT/Mikey? Wow. I think someone should write that.

* There should be a Teen Witch AU with Panic! Brendon wants to be popular, and he's a witch!! Pete as the creepy Madame Serena! Jon as Brad! Ryan and Spencer combined are the coolness of the best friend who I can't think of right now! THEY RAP! DUDES! Top that!

* There should be a Legend AU with Brendon as the spaz who touches the unicorns, and Pete as Tom Cruise, the lovable wood elf boy thing. Ryan as pissy Oona! Gabe as the Lord of Darkness!

Come on, someone has to write these awesomely cheesy 80s AUs for me.

Top that!

Oct. 16th, 2006 10:04 pm
skoosiepants: (sga - mmmm)
So remember the Teen Witch cool movie post?. J found this. God, I love that movie. Seriously, check out the jeans rolled up to his calves. That dude is so dreamily cool.

In other news, we're dogsitting a six pound rat terrier who is now Roxy's SUPER BEST FRIEND! They are so cute together. They play tug-o-war and fight over bones and sticks and Chouie sleeps on Roxy's head and poor Moose just stares at them with sad eyes.
skoosiepants: (sga - little heart)
However, I am reading Sports Night fic! YAY! I love Sports Night fic *huggles and smushes*

Um. Wow, it's possible that I've never been this boring.

And I still can't write those five things... things. Jesus, I suck at request drabble... things. The most I've got is one thing Radek wishes he'd never seen on Atlantis: That time—with the *makes vaguely obscene hand jerks*—and the yelling—and it was almost like the worst porn I have ever seen but without barnyard animals. I can no longer look Dr. Parrish in the eye.

Okay, should we do a random cool movie discussion then? *ahem*

You know what was an awesome movie? Bustin' Loose. Dudes, when the blind kid was driving the bus? HILARIOUS! Who doesn't love Richard Pryor?
skoosiepants: (flash - YES!)
Who doesn't love Flash Gordon? God, that movie just makes me happy. It's so dumb and horribly acted and perfect. I feel all squishy inside now.
skoosiepants: (do the robot)
You know what was a good movie? And by good movie, I mean really, really bad?

Teen Witch. TOP THAT!



Mar. 14th, 2006 01:20 pm
skoosiepants: (better off dead - pig burger)
I was double-checking a ghostbuster's reference, and this gets me every time:

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Hee. I love that movie.

Speaking of movies, was I the only one who bothered to watch "Cutting Edge 2: Going for the Gold" this weekend? Yes, it was just as bad as the title suggests. It was exactly like the first one, only with crappy music and inline skating instead of hockey, and really bad acting.

But you know what was an unexpectedly good movie? The Cutting Edge. Discuss.

*is proud*

Mar. 8th, 2006 08:33 am
skoosiepants: (dt - justin finch fletchley)
Somehow, I managed to last 129 chapters before mentioning gay pirates and the lesbian mermaids who eat them. Truly, it is a wonderous feat.

Also: You know what was a good movie? Encino Man. Discuss.


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