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The Hours Have Changed | R | 15,000+
Gabe/William, Demon!Gabe AU

He’s pretty, Gabe thinks. All Farrah Fawcett hair, high cheekbones and wide fucking eyes. An April showers Bambi with - he lets his eyes linger down the length of him - Christ on cracker, just about five miles of legs. Just like an angel, fucking over a kid who’s got all his sexy years spread out in front of him.

Warnings: Demons and angels AU and all the weirdness and religious themes that implies.

A/N: This entire thing is [ profile] starflowers' fault. And also because I watch too much Supernatural and have an intense love for The Prophecy. Thanks very much to [ profile] insunshine for the beta! Illustrations by the wonderful [ profile] liquitexart.

IMPORTANT ANGEL INFO: courtesy of the internets, I don't really care if it's wrong.

Gadreel - fallen angel, some claim he was the snake that tempted Eve in Eden.
Rizoel - angel with power to thwart demons
Michael - yes, that's Mike Carden
Lahabiel - angel who protects against evil

The Hours Have Changed )
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Tongue-tied And Overloaded | PG-13 | @ 8000
William/Gabe, veterinary office AU

So, whatever, William’s young, and nervous – and Gabe kind of scares the shit out of him – but he’s not going to let that stop him from seducing Gabe. Again.

A/N: written for [ profile] nyx_nox, who won me over at [ profile] help_haiti. Basically, she told me she wanted Bill, and further poking revealed a love of Bill/Gabe. And then I became intrigued by their age difference, and how Bill might be this sort of overly-confident yet awkward teenager, and how Gabe might try and go about doing the right thing. I hope you enjoy this, [ profile] nyx_nox! Many, many thanks to [ profile] insunshine for the beta. Title is from TAI’s About a Girl.

Tongue-tied And Overloaded )
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The Story So Far | PG-13 | ~12,000
Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas | Take your high school AU and spin it:

William’s mouth curves up at the corners and he says, “I like you, Jonas. There’s something delightful about you, look here.” Reaching out, he grasps Kevin’s wrist with long, soft fingers. He holds his hand up and blows lightly across his palm and a blue flame sparks to life, hovering in the air above his skin. “Wonderful chemistry, you’d make someone a very pretty familiar.”

A/N: [written for [ profile] starflowers, who wanted "Sexual tension! Predator!Mike! Misunderstandings! High school melodrama! Bonus points if the Panic! boys make an appearance! Or Ryan! Mikey!" - originally posted at [ profile] sodamnskippy for the 2009 Christmas gift-fic exchange.] So, okay, this is completely ridiculous. I hope you like it anyway, oh mod-pal of mine. I used to think you were amazing, back in the Harry Potter fandom, and now I still think you’re amazing, but also a complete sweetheart and kind of a spaz, and that just makes me like you more. Happy holidays! I’m glad I got to write this for you :) (also, can’t forget: major, awesome thanks to [ profile] insunshine for the beta!)

The Story So Far )
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While Stumbling Where Our Hearts Beat Regular Time | PG-13 | ~11,000
Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden | Werewolf AU, also featuring vampires

Kevin had been born this way; he’s been changing since he was thirteen. There’s pain, but it doesn’t hurt. It just *is.* It’s just his bones doing what they’re supposed to do, and he licks blood off his knees and paws before padding over to his half open window and jumping down onto the fire escape.

Important A/N: Firstly, this is NOT an A little Less Sixteen Candles… AU, however, just to confuse and astound you, I’ve used some characters from that verse. Secondly, I did research! But did I do werewolf research? Of course not. I spent an inordinate amount of time researching the fable that Ryan tells Kevin, one single scene (but it’s totally integral!) – the rest, well. I’m a bullshitter, not a fact-checker. I bullshit with confidence; it’s what got me through 4 years of college. This isn’t beta’d, but only because I wanted to get it up in time for Halloween. I at least had [ profile] starflowers (who is lovely and helpful!) check it for plot-holes :) Title is from Kissing the Beehive by Wolf Parade. Happy Halloween!

While Stumbling Where Our Hearts Beat Regular Time )
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NINJA | PG-13 | ~32,000
Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden (also: Kevin/Zac Efron, Brendon/Spencer, Bill/Miranda, Pete/Ashlee, Pete/Patrick)

There are grooves in Kevin’s fingers from where he’s gripping his bass, soft, but calloused underbellies digging into the strings. It’s enough pain to ground him; he releases the strings backwards, the positioning a direct reverse of the beginning of In Front And Heavy. This is it. There’s no going back, even if one of the kids singing along in twenty minutes recognizes the curve of Miranda’s mouth, the timbre of Brendon’s voice, the strawberry blonde curl of Patrick’s hair under his knit cap; Bill’s splayed, spidery legs, Kevin’s wrists, fingers – the white band of skin that isn’t hidden by a thin band of silver.

*We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks*, Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.

A/N: This is it. The completely pointless, self-indulgent high school AU about a secret band playing secret music and writing a secret blog. I kind of hope you enjoy it. Massive thanks to [ profile] insunshine for the excellent beta-work, and also to [ profile] starflowers, who cheered me on through this entire thing. This actually had a different title, but then I thought, fuck it, because it's always been NINJA in my head. (ps – more notes at the end about who’s who in some of the blogged about bands, if you’re curious)

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A Handholding Song | PG-13 | 15,000+
Joe/Bob, Brendon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard (with background William/Gabe, implied Jon/Ryan & blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Butcher/Siska)

“I’m gonna write a song about you,” Joe says. “It’ll be a handholding song, I hope you don’t mind if I make you a girl.”

A/N: THE HOBO JOE AU! It’s finished! And it's, like, an uber schmoopy meet-cute, but whatever. So many thanks to [ profile] insunshine for beta’ing this – I’ve recently realized that I phrase things in epically weird ways, and some of it is just my style, but most of it is just stupid, and she totally calls me on it every time. And! TNBC was real, as was Hang Time, and those were my Saturday mornings for years (years spent in college and beyond! Real-life careers require California Dreams and City Guys, is all I’m saying).

A Handholding Song )
skoosiepants: (Bob is badass)
So I'm not good with people! I'm actually really terrible with people! So, um, Shonna, Lesa, Allie - I'm either going to say really stupid shit or not say anything at all (I clam up! It's embarrassing!), so I apologize in advance if I act like an asshaty spaz on Friday. Hopefully I will be fine! It's, like, the way the wind's blowing any given day or whatever. ALSO: FALL OUT BOY. GABE. I AM ALREADY WORRYING ABOUT THE BATHROOM SITUATION (PUBLIC TOILETS ARE FRIGHTENING).

Which does not actually bring me to my next point, but: in one scene in Hobo Joe I felt like I was making Bob just the littlest bit John McClane-like, and THEN IT CAME TO ME: MCR DIE HARD AU.

You can either go with Die Hard With A Vengeance, where Frank is Zeus! Bob and Frank!! They have to figure out clues and Bob wants to beat Frank a lot and it's awesome! Or you can do Live Free or Die Hard, where there's Bob, and there's hacker Mikey! Gerard can be there, too, there's no rules here! BOB CAN KILL A HELICOPTER WITH A CAR IT'S TOTALLY WITHIN HIS MEANS. Gerard can wring his hands a lot and Mikey can be all computer geeky and blase, like, OOPS THAT BLEW UP OH WELL HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD GO VISIT WARLOCK (WHO IS FRANK!)


ALSO: FAST AND FURIOUS? BEST MOVIE EVER. Or, I just have a weakness for Vin Diesel. This is possible. But, seriously, the SEXUAL TENSION, I'm not just making it up. It's even better than all that eye-fucking in the first one, I really wanted to watch it over and over again. And then read more Brian/Dom fics (which I think I've finally run out of, someone get on writing more please and thank you!)
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Saponification | PG-13 | multiple pairings | 19,000+
Sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy, Entropy, Sublimation, Allotropy and Adsorption.

“I don’t usually follow gossip,” Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, “but word is Crawford’s got an imaginary friend.”

A/N: For those of you who skipped Adsorption because of the JoBros, I strongly urge you to reconsider (Carden is awesome!) – I’m gonna say you probably need to have read ALL stories that have come before, and I’m gonna say that because I basically throw every character ever at you in this one. Except for, I’m sad to say, most of Panic. Fear not, they shall be the focus of the very next installment! Saying that, Saponification (title tongue-in-cheek) is about a slight mystery surrounding Joe, Gerard, Johnson and Ian. To make things slightly less confusing, have a Supersaturation Character Cheat Sheet! There are Nickelodeon and Disney people now! I blame Bonus.
Much awesome thanks to [ profile] insunshine for the kick-ass beta-job. I totally don’t have favorites, but this is for [ profile] druidspell (my best ‘verse supporter), [ profile] nunshavingfun (I fixed Joe for you!!!), and [ profile] starflowers (whose mere existence makes me smile).

Saponification )
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The Perfect Man | PG-13 | 14,000+
Bob/Joe, Brendon/Spencer
(download the soundtrack)

Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.

Finally! The Joe fic is done!! Okay, okay, so notes: loosely based on the book Mr. Perfect, by Linda Howard. As usual, massive thanks go to [ profile] insunshine – who is such a darling - for the awesome beta. Basically, this is for [ profile] nunshavingfun, because her love of Joe/Bob rivals mine. And for the record, Joe is one tough mofo to write. I have a feeling I’m wildly off base with him here, but I had fun anyway. Title is extremely lame, even for me. Sorry.
By the by, this was technically written for [ profile] harlequin_bands. I don't know if it actually qualifies anymore.

The Perfect Man )


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