Malfoy is just too much fun...

[skoosiepants]

“Christ, I was depending on you Bulstrode! You’re even more of a downer than your lapdog.”

“If you keep at that ice cream you’ll gain five pounds by nightfall,” Millicent pointed out, unconcerned. “You can’t possibly have forgotten your pre-pubescent struggle with weight.” She turned to Hermione. “The boys all called him Puff in primary.”

Malfoy scowled. “It’s entirely not my fault I inherited Great-grandfather’s metabolism. He was an imposing man in spirit.” Dropping his spoon into the carton he got to his feet and stated imperiously, “I’m calling Carlos.”

“Carlos?” Hermione queried.

Millicent snickered. “His personal trainer.”

“Carlos will cheer me up,” Malfoy ground out, glaring at them.

“I could make a crude comment here, but I won’t, out of respect for Hermione.”

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[veracity]

Of course I'm evil. Queen of it after all. Have you met Lumpy McGee, my sidekick? And I love Timbertrick. *sighs* My OTP in the fandom. I love JoLa too. *sniffs* Damn them for leaving me high and dry, without more touching to satisfy the slasher in me.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Timertrick. Oh guh. One of my favorites. Trickyfish... *sigh* Beyond Reproach is such an amazing Trickyfish.
I'll read anything with Chris, because he is awesome.
- Lumpy McGee

[veracity]

I like Trickyfish too. It depends on the writer. I love Rhys's Trickyfish. Wisconsin is my favorite.

Chris is awesome, I agree.