Malfoy is just too much fun...

[skoosiepants]

“Christ, I was depending on you Bulstrode! You’re even more of a downer than your lapdog.”

“If you keep at that ice cream you’ll gain five pounds by nightfall,” Millicent pointed out, unconcerned. “You can’t possibly have forgotten your pre-pubescent struggle with weight.” She turned to Hermione. “The boys all called him Puff in primary.”

Malfoy scowled. “It’s entirely not my fault I inherited Great-grandfather’s metabolism. He was an imposing man in spirit.” Dropping his spoon into the carton he got to his feet and stated imperiously, “I’m calling Carlos.”

“Carlos?” Hermione queried.

Millicent snickered. “His personal trainer.”

“Carlos will cheer me up,” Malfoy ground out, glaring at them.

“I could make a crude comment here, but I won’t, out of respect for Hermione.”

Comments

[eska-rina.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

OMG, so simple and so funny! :D

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Thanks *grins*

[tiny-q.livejournal.com]

Puff?? Now I really have this urge to draw him. All pouty with icecream... Hee Hee.
Is this going to be an actual story? I'm sorry if you already said so. I've been rather clueless lately... Hope it is though! :p

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Tiny Q!

Yes, this'll be part of my Commune Love Story... it's a bit rambly and weird and I'll probably only post it here, but it'll go up in its entirety when I'm done :)

[aim-toothpaste.livejournal.com]

*squeals*

*Plans to get together with Lina to plot the kidnap*

Carlos...heh.

I am so ineloquent and I should so be studying.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I thought the story needed a Carlos :)

[eldee.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Yes, Malfoy is to much fun. Hilarious.

Hey, did you know that we've been fangirled? So much that tamlane has put us (not to mention, several others) into a parody that she's writing. *laughs* Check it out, if you already haven't! It's really funny.

Hermione Granger Meets Fandom (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/2140972/0/1/)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Gah! We're in a fic! *dances* That is so cool ;)

[veracity]

HA!! Millie! MILLIE.

What? I like Millie! She's all, "take that you puffy person!" *giggles* I do so love Millie.

Oh, right. Malfoy was there too. He wasn't all Spaderish here. *sighs*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

You'll never guess who I've got Millie paired up with in this either. *evil laugh*

Malfoy's not Spaderish here, you're right. He's been corrupted by Ron and Harry at this point (reminiscent of the cheese orgy? perhaps...)

[veracity]

Did you give her to Colin? I guess him since he's been absent in your bits and she's swinging and single.

*gasp* A corrupt Malfoy? You jest, surely! No Malfoy could ever be corrupted. ;) And The Orgy did it. You're right.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Actually... Colin isn't in this. At all! I know, I don't know what's wrong with me...

[veracity]

No Colin!? Are you nuts?! You're Colin is so spectacular. Hm... Did you give Millie to Dean?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Nope, not Dean. I wanted to use an uexpected character for her :)

[veracity]

Er, Ernie then? Terry Boot?

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

Oh wonderful, Malfoy Fat... perfect.
and I wonder how Carlos will cheer Malfoy up hmmm? Dirty, Dirty Skoosie.
*toddles off to make some crack*
That's right, I have a popslash in my head, and it's not going away... you should feel ashamed, because I certainly do.

[veracity]

and I wonder how Carlos will cheer Malfoy up hmmm? Dirty, Dirty Skoosie.
Darn you! That made me spit out the coke I had just taken a swallow of. That was too funny. I suddenly had image of Mary Fisher's Boy Toy in SheDevil with Malfoy. Lord help up.

And if it makes you feel better, I'm the ultimate crack dealer. I got Skoosie into it.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

You pusher you *grins*

[veracity]

I am! I wheedle you in and leave you to deal with your pain alone.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

So very very evil. I'm totally adicted to Chris now. I want my very own Chris.

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

You are both evil, I agree Skoosie, I'm completely addicted to Chris/Lance... oh I long for the days when I just thought of N'Sync as a boyband... sigh...

[veracity]

Well, he's MIA. We can add him to our harem if you'd like... what's one more?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Carlos *giggles*

You're writing a popslash? I haven't quite made it that far. Speaking of... I need my daily dose.

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

It's not so much that I'm writing a popslash, I had a really weird daydream-type thing right before I went to sleep the other night... freaked me right out so I wrote it down... now I'm seeing if it works or not... so far, not so much. Although I'm am all happy at my Chris/Lance smut/angst, I'm such a horrible person for putting them through this. I do love hurting the pretty boys. *grins evilly*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Pretty sparkly boys. *sigh*