Malfoy is just too much fun...

[skoosiepants]

“Christ, I was depending on you Bulstrode! You’re even more of a downer than your lapdog.”

“If you keep at that ice cream you’ll gain five pounds by nightfall,” Millicent pointed out, unconcerned. “You can’t possibly have forgotten your pre-pubescent struggle with weight.” She turned to Hermione. “The boys all called him Puff in primary.”

Malfoy scowled. “It’s entirely not my fault I inherited Great-grandfather’s metabolism. He was an imposing man in spirit.” Dropping his spoon into the carton he got to his feet and stated imperiously, “I’m calling Carlos.”

“Carlos?” Hermione queried.

Millicent snickered. “His personal trainer.”

“Carlos will cheer me up,” Malfoy ground out, glaring at them.

“I could make a crude comment here, but I won’t, out of respect for Hermione.”

Comments

[veracity]

Well, he's MIA. We can add him to our harem if you'd like... what's one more?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* Yay!

[veracity]

*grins* No problem! I like our harem. We're gonna need bigger space again.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Our harem rocks! I think we need a place with a really big basement.

[veracity]

Like, the size of FBI building in DC, I'm sure.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Well. We will need to fit a lake down there.

[veracity]

True, or a small pond at least.

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

Beyond Reproach, that was one of the first one's I read on your rec list, it was so wonderful.
I just finished reading Two Straight Guys in Wisconson, I laughed my ass off.
Haha, I just watched "Newlyweds" on tv, Lance was on it!!
I was all happy, and he gave Jessica Simpson a hug and all I could think was 'silly lance, pretending to be straight by telling Jessica she looks good... we all know you're just there because you heard Chris was going to come."
Then when I started to giggle, my sister asked if I was on crack... then I laughed even more until she gave up in disgust.

[veracity]

Wisconsin, I was in the fandom when she first wrote that. I spent hours reading it and about falling outta my chair.

Ooh! Lance was on Newlyweds. And that would be so Lancelike. You know he just came out to check up on his peeps. He probably misses the blowjobs on the bus. ;)

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Lance was there to see Chris who was there to see Justin, who was making out with Cameron Diaz but pretending she was JC, who was up on the dance floor with Nick Lachay... while staring at Joey...
oh, the UST... or in their case, Resolved Sexual Tension, because, c'mon, 5 boys on a bus? There HAD to be pretty boy love.

[veracity]

Of course they had RST. I mean they were called "Puppies in a Box" because of the early years. All 5 in Europe. I still maintain Justin needs Chris like crack. It's so obvious when they're together. And you know little brothers needed schooling. ;)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Ah! I was over at J's and now I'm behind... Okay, were they all on Newlyweds or are you just yanking my chain? Cause I'd have to like, die or something if I actually missed that!

I just read an adorable Timbertrick that had a cameo of Ryan Gosling!!! I'm so reccing it. I have to update my ficrec page soon.

[veracity]

Well, it is MTV, they'll re-run it. Continously.

AH! RYAN! A weakness for yours truly.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Gah. I love Ryan.

[veracity]

Me too! MMC time was Ryan yay, Justin who?

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

They weren't all on Newleyweds, just Lance... or at least they only SHOWED Lance... Justin's too much of a big timer now to be seen at Jessica Simpson's birthday party.
Ryan Gosling is my god, right after Johnny Depp.

[veracity]

Justin probably just couldn't stand Jessica's annoying behavior. Can't say I blame him.

Ryan rocked as Young Herc. Just saying.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Young Herc. I'm really going to order the DVDs of that. *sigh*

I'm just going to imagine that they were all on newlyweds. But without Nick and Jessica. So really I'm just imagining a sparkly boyfest.

[veracity]

That's on DVD? EEE.

And yes. Boyfest FAR better than Jessica's idiot moments.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I believe it is. Or at least the movie is... I looked it up not too long ago, but forget my findings...

[veracity]

Ah, but the movie isn't Ryan, is it? I think it's that other dude.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Gah! You're right... it isn't. And I thought they listed the show too, but that's not on DVD yet. So upsetting.

[veracity]

*sniffles* They hate us. That's all there is too. How very rude of them!

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I just watched the "20 sexiest celebs" and Ryan was on it!
And I didn't know this, you probably did, but i didn't... Ryan lived with Justin?? How... very... appropriate!

[veracity]

*gasp* I didn't know that he was on that.

And I knew that about Justin. Found in an article a couple years back. Cause Ryan's Canadian and needed a place to sleep. *nods*