Malfoy is just too much fun...

[skoosiepants]

“Christ, I was depending on you Bulstrode! You’re even more of a downer than your lapdog.”

“If you keep at that ice cream you’ll gain five pounds by nightfall,” Millicent pointed out, unconcerned. “You can’t possibly have forgotten your pre-pubescent struggle with weight.” She turned to Hermione. “The boys all called him Puff in primary.”

Malfoy scowled. “It’s entirely not my fault I inherited Great-grandfather’s metabolism. He was an imposing man in spirit.” Dropping his spoon into the carton he got to his feet and stated imperiously, “I’m calling Carlos.”

“Carlos?” Hermione queried.

Millicent snickered. “His personal trainer.”

“Carlos will cheer me up,” Malfoy ground out, glaring at them.

“I could make a crude comment here, but I won’t, out of respect for Hermione.”

Comments

[veracity]

Well, it is MTV, they'll re-run it. Continously.

AH! RYAN! A weakness for yours truly.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Gah. I love Ryan.

[veracity]

Me too! MMC time was Ryan yay, Justin who?

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

They weren't all on Newleyweds, just Lance... or at least they only SHOWED Lance... Justin's too much of a big timer now to be seen at Jessica Simpson's birthday party.
Ryan Gosling is my god, right after Johnny Depp.

[veracity]

Justin probably just couldn't stand Jessica's annoying behavior. Can't say I blame him.

Ryan rocked as Young Herc. Just saying.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Young Herc. I'm really going to order the DVDs of that. *sigh*

I'm just going to imagine that they were all on newlyweds. But without Nick and Jessica. So really I'm just imagining a sparkly boyfest.

[veracity]

That's on DVD? EEE.

And yes. Boyfest FAR better than Jessica's idiot moments.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I believe it is. Or at least the movie is... I looked it up not too long ago, but forget my findings...

[veracity]

Ah, but the movie isn't Ryan, is it? I think it's that other dude.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Gah! You're right... it isn't. And I thought they listed the show too, but that's not on DVD yet. So upsetting.

[veracity]

*sniffles* They hate us. That's all there is too. How very rude of them!

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I just watched the "20 sexiest celebs" and Ryan was on it!
And I didn't know this, you probably did, but i didn't... Ryan lived with Justin?? How... very... appropriate!

[veracity]

*gasp* I didn't know that he was on that.

And I knew that about Justin. Found in an article a couple years back. Cause Ryan's Canadian and needed a place to sleep. *nods*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Ryan was on 20 sexiest celebs?! Ah, there is justice in the world. sanityinstrife... Did we already add Ryan to the list of "guests"? Cause he definitely needs to be added.

[veracity]

Im not sure, but he really should be added! *adds him* Our Guestage list is getting pretty long. *laugh*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Definitely going to have to step that warehouse up to a compound.

[veracity]

Oh! Let's go throw Johnny Wright outta his in Florida, so we can have it made up already. *grins*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

The Compound of Sparkly Pretty Boys

[veracity]

*grins* exactly! And it's already made for them. We just need to take out phone lines. Can't have them calling out now can we.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

And no internet access. We'll have to lock up our computers...

[veracity]

Ah, yes. Well, we'll be too occupied to care much for mailing people anyway. Or surfing the net.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

True. We don't have to read about our boys, since we'll OWN THEM! Mwuahahhahahahah!

[veracity]

Exactly! Oowwwnnn them! Forever!