*hands*

[skoosiepants]

So, okay, whatever, I've decided that Katie Stump is not for Jamie Smith, okay? (this may never actually be another fic, but I daydream about these kids ALL THE TIME, it's a disease!!!) THIS IS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS:

Ryan Ross elopes and suddenly has a stepson - Marty! I've always wanted to give Ryan a fake-kid named Marty! He's sixteen and bookish! - and since they never had a wedding and Marty's been spending the summer with his dad, he doesn't get to meet 'the family' until Kit and Lissa's wedding, where he's forced to socialize with fourteen year olds Ginger Wentz and Katie Stump - Ginger totally is not impressed when Marty says he doesn't play any instruments and that he can't even sing, and she has no use for him, since he can't be in Katie and Ginger's TOTALLY AWESOME BAND - they need a bassist, because Ginger's the lead singer and Katie's on drums and Cara Johnson is on lead guitar and they call themselves Last Early Morning and they kind of suck, but that's because they're really sloppy about practicing - and ANYWAY, since Spencer James Smith the Sixth is his age and Jamie's dad is in Panic at the Disco with Marty's stepdad, they are totally stuck together all the time, and Marty thinks Jamie is SO COOL and TALL and HOT and CAN PLAY THE GUITAR AND DRUMS AND PIANO and Jamie thinks Marty is a geek but they get along okay, even though Marty totally just STARES at him a lot and is kind of quiet around him. I'm running out of steam. I don't know where this was going, I just have this scene in my head where Marty's stuck at Ginger and Katie's table at the wedding and they just keep pestering him and then going on and on about how dreamy Jamie Smith is, oh my god!!

Comments

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Of course Jamie is dreamy, why are they surprised? I love the idea of Ryan having a stepson, though

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

HEE! I can just picture it too! But you know what would be funny? If bookish Marty totally hates the kind of books that Ryan loves...like Marty has this whole hidden collection of romance novels, or something. :P Also, I kinda love this verse of yours and hope you do write more!

[earth-is-a-star.livejournal.com]

KIT AND LISSA'S WEDDDDDDDING. Also, Marty is the perfect old man name for progeny (even in name only) of Ryan Ross. Nice planning. *is so so impressed*

[insunshine.livejournal.com]

I tell you this all the time? But I really fucking love your brain.

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

Marty/Jamie!!!!!

[wishfulclicking.livejournal.com]

Oh wow you have to write it now :) It sounds so awesome! I bet your day dreams are so great.

Jaime Smith!!!

[complications-g.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES! SO MUCH YES!

Ryan + Spencer's children + ♥ = WIN!

I'm very excited about this, can you tell?

[princess-wentz.livejournal.com]

ah, how i love your mind.

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

Although i am very dissapointed that Katie Stump and Jamie Smith will not get together, but. I might be for this Marty Kid. depending on who his mom is... (also omg step son! Why? Does Ryan pro-creating freak you out? or is it coz Ryan is actually secretly a robot and not possible?)

*scrach head* sorry, I dont know were that came from.

[belle-bing.livejournal.com]

I will be terribly distraught if there is not another Beach Dog 'verse kidfic.

[reverseparanoia.livejournal.com]

marty is the perfect name for ryan ross's stepson. seriously. this is actually real. you can see into the future, right? can you tell me when gabe takes over the world and forces everyone to wear purple spandex unitards WITH GLITTER?

[overnighter.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, this universe makes me smile and smile.

Also, I should probably just give up the pretense and admit that I am LJ stalking you at this point, because not only your fic, but your rl adventures pretty much have the same effect. Would you mind terribly if I friended you?