*hands*

[skoosiepants]

So, okay, whatever, I've decided that Katie Stump is not for Jamie Smith, okay? (this may never actually be another fic, but I daydream about these kids ALL THE TIME, it's a disease!!!) THIS IS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS:

Ryan Ross elopes and suddenly has a stepson - Marty! I've always wanted to give Ryan a fake-kid named Marty! He's sixteen and bookish! - and since they never had a wedding and Marty's been spending the summer with his dad, he doesn't get to meet 'the family' until Kit and Lissa's wedding, where he's forced to socialize with fourteen year olds Ginger Wentz and Katie Stump - Ginger totally is not impressed when Marty says he doesn't play any instruments and that he can't even sing, and she has no use for him, since he can't be in Katie and Ginger's TOTALLY AWESOME BAND - they need a bassist, because Ginger's the lead singer and Katie's on drums and Cara Johnson is on lead guitar and they call themselves Last Early Morning and they kind of suck, but that's because they're really sloppy about practicing - and ANYWAY, since Spencer James Smith the Sixth is his age and Jamie's dad is in Panic at the Disco with Marty's stepdad, they are totally stuck together all the time, and Marty thinks Jamie is SO COOL and TALL and HOT and CAN PLAY THE GUITAR AND DRUMS AND PIANO and Jamie thinks Marty is a geek but they get along okay, even though Marty totally just STARES at him a lot and is kind of quiet around him. I'm running out of steam. I don't know where this was going, I just have this scene in my head where Marty's stuck at Ginger and Katie's table at the wedding and they just keep pestering him and then going on and on about how dreamy Jamie Smith is, oh my god!!

Comments

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Of course Jamie is dreamy, why are they surprised? I love the idea of Ryan having a stepson, though

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Ryan is such the bachelor, and suddenly he's got a wife and teenager! He sort of doesn't know what to do with himself!

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

HEE! I can just picture it too! But you know what would be funny? If bookish Marty totally hates the kind of books that Ryan loves...like Marty has this whole hidden collection of romance novels, or something. :P Also, I kinda love this verse of yours and hope you do write more!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

oh, oh, that would be hilarious!! He's totally hooked on Jude Deveraux!!

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

Oh my! that WOULD be hilarious! Esp if Ryan found out! :P

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

he wouldn't know what to say! He'd try and sit down and have a 'talk' with Marty, but it would so so painful

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

hee hee! I just can picture this whole scene with Ryan all awkward and Marty all embarrassed and living in denial!

[earth-is-a-star.livejournal.com]

KIT AND LISSA'S WEDDDDDDDING. Also, Marty is the perfect old man name for progeny (even in name only) of Ryan Ross. Nice planning. *is so so impressed*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

They're having a magical southern belle wedding just to appease Brendon!! Kit thinks it's hilarious! Lissa hates everyone! She's grumpy right until the moment she walks down the aisle, because Kit's just standing there looking at her with all this love and fondness and, okay, he's kind of laughing a little, too, because the dresses are just ridiculous, but it's PERFECT.

[insunshine.livejournal.com]

I tell you this all the time? But I really fucking love your brain.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

my brain is a scary place! I think Ryan the confirmed bachelor ending up with a teenage stepson is hilarious!! They just kind of stare at each other a lot and bond over cereal - they both love raisin bran crunch!

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

Marty/Jamie!!!!!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

YES! They are adorable together!

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

that is the solution to this problem! because how cute will it be for them to explain this to ryan?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

And Ryan will totally be uncomfortable dealing with the whole situation, because he seriously is not good with people - he has no idea why Keltie agreed to run away and marry him, he's still sort of epically bewildered! - and he likes Jamie and all, because he's Spencer's, but they've never really bonded, and he's been trying harder than usual to get on Marty's good side and be an awesome stepdad, but stepdad's don't normally have to deal with this kind of thing so soon after becoming stepdads, right??!! Keltie just laughs at his struggles!

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

so he tries bonding with marty in age inappropriate ways! and dragging spencer and jamie with them! And spencer's all to jaime "are you sure you want into this insanity?"

[wishfulclicking.livejournal.com]

Oh wow you have to write it now :) It sounds so awesome! I bet your day dreams are so great.

Jaime Smith!!!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

my daydreams are kind of scarily detailed!

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

It must be a writer thing. My friend lauren (clockstopper) will go on and on about the details of something random. It's pretty precious.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

THey have voices and everything in my head already - definitely a weird writer quirk I think.

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

sensitive writer friends! I know what spencer probably feels like. Except I don't have to live with you on a bus so it's not like ryan hovering over spencer in the middle of the night asking him about word choices. or broom wielding writer shenanigans

[complications-g.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES! SO MUCH YES!

Ryan + Spencer's children + ♥ = WIN!

I'm very excited about this, can you tell?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Once Marty gets comfortable around Jamie he starts talking - like nonstop. Jamie can't believe he thought Marty was a quiet kid. He kind of just smiles to himself and thinks about all the ways he could get Marty to shut up! Oh, oh, and I want Jamie to play football! He's totally a musical jock!

[princess-wentz.livejournal.com]

ah, how i love your mind.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I keep giving them more kids! It's seriously a sickness!

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

Although i am very dissapointed that Katie Stump and Jamie Smith will not get together, but. I might be for this Marty Kid. depending on who his mom is... (also omg step son! Why? Does Ryan pro-creating freak you out? or is it coz Ryan is actually secretly a robot and not possible?)

*scrach head* sorry, I dont know were that came from.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Marty's mom is just a random person that 52 year-old confirmed bachelor Ryan Ross has suddenly fallen in love with!! He doesn't know how it happened, because Ryan totally has a low tolerance for other people who are not Spencer, Jon and Brendon. Perhaps this will be Keltie?! Since Panic formed so late, they never actually met before now!! IT IS PERFECT.

[belle-bing.livejournal.com]

I will be terribly distraught if there is not another Beach Dog 'verse kidfic.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I might actually write it, because these kids are so much fun!

[belle-bing.livejournal.com]

Woo! They're so much fun to read about, too. I love kidfic!

[reverseparanoia.livejournal.com]

marty is the perfect name for ryan ross's stepson. seriously. this is actually real. you can see into the future, right? can you tell me when gabe takes over the world and forces everyone to wear purple spandex unitards WITH GLITTER?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I can see exactly into the future you caught me!!! Gabe will rule in the year 2024! There will be much rejoicing and dancing in the streets.

[overnighter.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, this universe makes me smile and smile.

Also, I should probably just give up the pretense and admit that I am LJ stalking you at this point, because not only your fic, but your rl adventures pretty much have the same effect. Would you mind terribly if I friended you?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

new friends are always welcome!!!