Dudes, okay, WTF?

[skoosiepants]

Have I been that out of the loop that I'm just hearing about this stupid Fanlib crap? Man, remember when I asked about it way back in March after I was contacted to beta or something? Dudes, I'm so glad that I'm a lazy flake and pretty much completely forgot about it right after telling them I'd help out - because Jesus, who wants to get caught up in that shit? If you ask me, it's just a stupid idea anyway, but I'm not much of a team player. I don't archive my stuff anywhere but here and my website, so. Plus, I'm HORRIBLE at fandom participation. I write, I read, I squeal about Patrick's tiny, tiny body and Spencer's truly amazing hips and John's thigh holster and Rodney's ass or whatever, and maybe I want to marry them all and have their babies or something, but I don't even IM, so. *shrugs* I'm off in my own world most of the day.

Speaking of babies, civilbloodshed and I want Mikey & Alicia to get on with the getting on and give Gerard a niece/nephew already, because baby + Gerard = explosion of cute. He'd be the best uncle EVER with the cuddling and the happy, happy smiles. Now, go forth and write about Gerard and babies. Or puppies. I'm flexible like that. oh my god, Gerard and puppies! I think my brain just broke.

Comments

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Gerard and babies are my KRYPTONITE. I am so serious. (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/kalpurna/KIDFICPLEASE.jpg)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, why are there not more fics with Gerard and babies?! It makes no sense whatsoever!

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I hadn't heard of it until this past week and then I went "Huh? Really?" and stuck my head back in my turtle shell. I don't even IM either *G*.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I just happened to glance at my flist yesterday and see it all over the place and it's so weird. I think we're happier just being oblivious *g*

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I love commenting and reading and occasionally, when I'm focused enough, writing, but the older I get, the less I find myself wanting to even know, let alone get involved in, all these upsets.

[yetunknown.livejournal.com]

meh, don't worry. I've only heard about it last week, too. they're gonna be royally fucked so whatevs.

Gerard and puppies and babies. *nods*
why are you not writing this already?

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

frankie and puppies are adorable too (http://pics.livejournal.com/clumsygyrl/pic/000z9e1p)

there should be fic where gerard runs an animal shelter. or something. a no kill one. heh.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

animalshelter!Gerard! He'd try and place them all in good homes but he'd keep all the weird ones with three legs and missing eyes and end up with a parrot that attacks Ray's head and a goat that thinks he's a cat or something!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking on it! Gerard and puppies and babies, oh my :) Everyone around him would be speechless by the cute.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I know, it's mostly pointless.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

He names the goat Clara. Because it's a good cat and/or goat name. Frank is the volunteer who wants to be a vet someday! He helps out because this kid in his class has a brother who runs a shelter. It's kind of perfect really.

Gerard has this big old house where he lives. Most of the animals like Clara and the other random big animals live in this old barn out back that Gerard keeps in working order.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

He's also got this huge, ugly mean pot-bellied pig - named Peaches, but Bob calls him The Devil's First Minion - that patrols the yard and Bob swears he's some sort of ninja 'cause he comes out of nowhere and runs you down squealing like a squealing thing! And Brendon helps out at Gerard's house after school because he loves animals and he's really the only one Peaches even remotely likes. OH! And there's DUCKS. These two female mallards, only they live IN the house because Gerard's three-legged dog Lefty fostered them when they were wee little ducklings.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

The ducks? Kind of gay. They're from two different nests and Lefty just showed up with them one day. Well, one set one day and the other Brendon brought in, lower lip wobbling. Lefty set up and was their protector. Gerard muses that maybe it's not that Sapphy and Virginia are gay, but more like situationally gay. "Like prison gay?" Brendon offers giggling.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Brendon posits that Lefty is, like, human smart, and has full-on conversations with him that Gerard thinks is amusing and Spencer thinks proves Brendon is a complete idiot. An endearing idiot, maybe, but he's never going to actually tell that to Brendon.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

Gerard surmises that Spencer won't tell Brendon for three reasons: 1) Spencer likes Brendon... a lot. 2) Spencer kind of enjoys hearing the conversations Brendon has with Lefty ("No, of course you shouldn't like Alpo. Science Diet is way better for you!") 3) Spencer (and no one else really) wants to see Brendon frown. A frowning Brendon is possibly one of the saddest things on Earth. Causing a frowning Brendon has to be up there with mortal sins (or at least a really really bad venial one).

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*dies from the cute*

Jon just shows up one day with this entire litter of tiny kittens and they're not even weaned yet so Frank teaches him how to eye-dropper feed them and he sits cross-legged on the floor and Ryan, who lives two houses away and sort of lurks around because he has a crush on Mikey, just stares at Jon feeding these tiny kittens with, like, big-eyed awe or something, because Jon feeding tiny kittens is awesome.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

Jon croons. He hums a little Zeppelin to them and he has them all named. Most of them are names from bassists in rockbands, but it's Jon. It's not surprising. One of the kittens dies and Jon buries in the back under one of the big trees, and he sits there a long time with the other kittens. It's only when Clara tugs on his sleeve that he gets up.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

(okay, I kinda teared up a little there)

Brendon sort of adopts Jon then, becaus Jon needs to be cheered up and Brendon is self-proclaimedly the best cheerer-upper ever, and drags him out to help with all the outside animals everyday and Spencer gets ridiculously jealous and sullen, and Bob just watches him and shakes his head and finally takes him aside and goes, "Dude, seriously, you're like in love with him or something, right?" and Spencer just stares at him, because duh.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

[aww *pets*]

"Brendon's doing something you could do," Bob says and not so gently shoves Spencer outside. The thing is. Well, the real thing is that Spencer kind of dislikes getting dirty. He hates being outside. And he burns. As in he goes out, Vitamin D touches his pale pale PALE skin and he burns. He turns kind of peachy gold after, but that first day he just BURNS.

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

I think, I may have in fact died a little at the above thread. XD!!@!1

And what's up with Ray? I've seen everyone else with either kids or wee animals, but none of Ray. Way to drop the ball Ray Toro Ortiz.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

okay, guys feel free to continue the above thread for, like, EVER.

yeah. and happy memorial day weekend to everyone because dude. i am so stuff with grilled chicken, elk and pork ribs, it's kind of ridiculous. everyone should feel like this. srsly.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Ray mothers everyone, and he clucks his tongue over Spencer and digs out some aloe vera lotion for him, and Spencer is a little miserable until Jon brings him a cherry icee.

And then Brendon starts rubbing the softly tanned skin of his arms all the time, and, okay, maybe Spencer is torn between Jon and Brendon, because Jon is awesome and Brendon is so damn adorable - yet Brendon is kind of in love with everyone. He's, like, in love with the world. He doesn't seem to like narrowing his focus on one person.

And on the other hand, Jon seems pretty straight. Ryan's not so sure - and even though Ryan follows Mikey around like a puppy most days, he's got this fascination for Jon. He studies him. Observation, he thinks, is key. He keeps a journal and everything.

Jon just thinks he has a staring problem, but he likes Ryan. He's willing to assume Ryan isn't, like, a dangerous stalker.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm having too much fun with the animal shelter idea.

Maybe Ray has a debilitating fear of animals and babies :)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

It's so much fun!!

Happy memorial day weekend to you, too! Mmmmmmm... chicken and.. elk? I've never had elk before :) I am stuffed to the gills with tacos. Tomorrow it's burgers and hotdogs though - yum!

[veracity]

Oh, sweetie, behind the times on FanLib, are you? I remember getting my invite and going "WTF?" because well, I don't write that much fic in order to warrant an invite. About that that I got suspect and just avoided it.