Just in case you didn't think J and I were weird enough

[skoosiepants]

ETA: Does anyone think that Clothes Off! would be an inappropriate wedding reception entrance song? She hasn't listened to it yet, but my mom is worried that it'll offend people, and it's the first thing we've clashed on, but since my parents are, you know, paying and it's generally just a huge party for their friends... I don't know. I think the song's cute and catchy, but we'll have a hall half-full of 50 yrs and older people. What do you guys think?

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J has this thing. This thing where he makes me do a Jack Nicholson impression and, see, I don't actually have a Jack Nicholson impression, so it's really, really stupid. And he'll do it EVERYWHERE. He'll be, like, hey, do that thing you do, and then he'll stare me down until I do the stupid "are we clear?" dialog from A Few Good Men, with him as Tom Cruise. In my regular voice. And then he'll bring it up in front of his friends, like, "do your Jack Nicholson impression!" and then I have to explain that, no, I don't actually have an impression, J is just insane. Whatever, he made me do the "You can't handle the truth" part in a chinese restaurant last night. I love him so.

Also, it looks like I'm writing another SGA/Bandslash fic. So I have the original, the sequel, the Frank spinoff, and now I'm writing William and his newly formed team.

The Butcher is one of William’s very favorite people, despite his penchant for short shorts and calisthenics. Or maybe because of that. There’s nothing quite so exhilarating as Lieutenant Mrotek’s morning jogs through the Atlantis hallways – watching them, at least.

William isn’t so sure it was a good idea to form an interplanetary team with him, though.

They’d set Greta on him. Sweet-mouthed Greta with curves that make his fingers itch, and Sisky’d low-balled him with his mischievous up-to-no-good grin that he knew William had no chance of resisting – nor did he normally want to - and now he’s a permanent member of SGA-15 and well on his way to getting eaten by the large, gorilla-like beasties on P54.

Hurray for off-world shenanigans! I haven't settled on a central plot yet, so I don't know who else will be involved, but hopefully more Team JWalk and Team Toro.

Comments

[packmentality.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I am so excited for SGA/bandslash stories, I can't even articulate it. I love this 'verse so much. *squealing and grabby hands*

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

OMG, my mom has a Jack Nicholson impression! Which I used to bug her incessantly to do. I have no idea what movie it's from, but she pretends to drink some really strong alcohol and then jerks her elbow up and down while going "Ahhhhhh, nick-nick-nick!" It's hard to explain but very funny. (I think J and I would get along.)

Fic looks funny! Don't the planets have longer names than that though?

[bluelittlepig.livejournal.com]

Yay for even more off-world shenanigans! I'm so excited!

Okay, if your Jack Nicholson impression is basically your normal voice, so does that mean J thinks you normally sound like Jack Nicholson :-P

[betagoddess.livejournal.com]

I'm 57 and I don't know the song, "Clothes Off!" at all. I just want to say that I might possibly find the title ... interesting!, I would certainly not be offended by it.

Then again, I read slash and love SciFi/Fantasy and few people I know my age do, so perhaps my opinion is just a titch skewed!

It's still YOUR wedding! Our daughter got married and we paid for big parts of it, but I left the choice of EVERYTHING up to her.

Than again, I may be a somewhat atypical 57 year old. *g*

[heartequals.livejournal.com]

But will you be dressed up in furry suits as you enter? =D

I think that'd be a lovely entrance song! It'd definitely get the party going.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I, too, have an isane husband. Example: for Halloween next year he wants to be Clarice and make me be Hanibal Lecter. HE THINKS THIS IS HILARIOUS, IDK.

In other news, SGA BANDSLASH SPIN-OFFS FTW.

[goodgolly-miss.livejournal.com]

YESS!!! See, I don't even watch SGA but you make me want MORE. Did you post your sequel to Supersaturation yet? I missed it if you did and that makes me sad in the pants.

[withoutmaps.livejournal.com]

The Jack Nicholson thing totally sounds like something my friends and I would do. But! I want to hear your Jack Nicholson impression! Ha.

And um, I really really want more bandslash/SGA stuff. Just so you know ;)

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

I dunno about Clothes off, (I haven't heard it in full, so can't make a proper judgment my slef) but I once saw a couple get married to Beautiful Day by U2, it was awesome. just throwing it out there in case you need a back up :D

[tieleen.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say but YAY MORE, except that you and your J *are* insane, and also highly adorable.

[somniloquous.livejournal.com]

"Clothes Off!" for your entrance song would be awesome! even though your parents are paying for the wedding, it is your wedding, so it should be a reflection of you and J. :)

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

Yay for Clothes Off!