oh my god

[skoosiepants]

I have no idea. No, seriously. What day is it? Where am I? Who are you?

I think I might actually be broke.

Elliot has a urinary tract infection, and before we figured it out I thought she'd decided she was no longer house broken and wanted our lives to be equivalent to the deepest pit of hell. Because constantly cleaning urine off the rug makes me want to kill myself.

No, seriously, I'm doing the bills and coming up 30 bucks short. I have never been this broke before. I'm considering selling off Moose to a burlesque house.

I have been a crappy flister, and have complete writers block and I found myself having a deep and meaningful conversation with my head the other day about JD/Dr. Cox relationship fics, and how easy it is for them to completely suck. JD and Dr. Cox work because Dr. Cox calls JD girly names and JD dreams about Dr. Cox riding a pony or whatever. Also, having JD call Dr. Cox Perry is wrong wrong wrong no matter how much sex they're having. And again, I am overthinking scrubsfic.

Um. I think I'm done.

Comments

[veracity]

Yep, but they're stripping tonight.

[(Anonymous)]

huh. that's kinda... disturbing.

[veracity]

It wasn't major stripping. It was 9pm version, so basically they put their jackets down and ripped off their athletic pants. Nothing too big. But funny as all hell.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

dude, forgot to log in again *shakes head*

[veracity]

*snort* MENSA member are you? ;)