pants to match

I have no idea. No, seriously. What day is it? Where am I? Who are you?

I think I might actually be broke.

Elliot has a urinary tract infection, and before we figured it out I thought she'd decided she was no longer house broken and wanted our lives to be equivalent to the deepest pit of hell. Because constantly cleaning urine off the rug makes me want to kill myself.

No, seriously, I'm doing the bills and coming up 30 bucks short. I have never been this broke before. I'm considering selling off Moose to a burlesque house.

I have been a crappy flister, and have complete writers block and I found myself having a deep and meaningful conversation with my head the other day about JD/Dr. Cox relationship fics, and how easy it is for them to completely suck. JD and Dr. Cox work because Dr. Cox calls JD girly names and JD dreams about Dr. Cox riding a pony or whatever. Also, having JD call Dr. Cox Perry is wrong wrong wrong no matter how much sex they're having. And again, I am overthinking scrubsfic.

Um. I think I'm done.

So, of course, since I always update house_of_pants with huge amounts of fics, I also always miss some that I have bookmarked away somewhere. Half the time I keep them on my work comp, then update at home, or memoried them somewhere and forget how I catagorized them. Ah well. So the next SGA update will most likely have a few odds and ends attached.

If you hadn't already guessed, I'm having trouble with my muse again. She wants to flirt with all the pretty boys and twirl her skirts, and refuses to pay attention to the important stuff, damn it!

Must remember to look up when that movie-challenge fic is due.

Also, have a vague bunny about Lorne and monkeys, Rodney and Ronon and someone (not John) being jealous. Maybe.

Does anyone else think of Rodney and Ronon as some sort of comedic duo? I can't quite catagorize them, though, since they're hardly Laurel and Hardy or, you know, the Smothers Brothers - Dudes, me and Pirate Booty used to be all over the Smothers Brothers. We were the biggest geeks EVER. Those two still can make me laugh. *sigh* Plus, I'm pretty sure I still know all the words to "Crabs walk sideways" and "I fell into a vat of Chocolate."

Wow. Off topic like nobody's business! What the hell was I talking about?

Oh, right. Rodney and Ronon. My favorite non-romantic pair. They crack me up. Um. Or maybe I just write them that way.

AND! I will give someone a shiny new nickel - SHINY! NEW! NICKEL! - if they write me a Scrubs on Atlantis fic. I mean. It's perfect! The Janitor! Dr. Cox and Rodney! JD and his daydreams about Lt. Col. Sheppard and his hair! Seriously, I think this has to be written, and since I have absolutely no idea how to go about writing Scrubs characters, you all have to figure it out for me. Please? *puppy eyes*