Monkey Math

Pirate Booty is quite the artist.

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My pal, The Jerry, and I play email games all day. For the past week and a half we've been adding the word "Furby" to titles of movies and TV shows. Like One Crazy Furby, Bill and Furby's Excellent Adventure, Lord of the Furbies... Half the crap we email back and forth doesn't make any sense.

The best game, by far, is what we call Monkey Math. You take any celebrity, add, substract, divide or multiple that name by any kind of monkey, and you come up with another celebrity.

Examples:
Tom Cruise + an orangutang = Burt Reynolds
Conan O'Brien - a chimp = Seth Green
Katie Curic x a baboon = Martha Stewart
Dom delouise - a gorilla = Ben Stiller
Gary Coleman + howler monkey = Will Smith

The fun doesn't end! Yeah, none of them really make sense either. Occasionally you hit on a really good one, that is an amazingly good fit. Can't think of any at the moment though. Oh, the things one does when bored at work!

You've lost all respect for me now, haven't you?

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PB is visiting tomorrow! Woot!

Bit more of Stranded to celebrate?

( Bad combinations all around )

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Nighthawk, Eight has been posted!