I need to be stopped

Blink if You Can Hear Me by V.

Seriously, though. I can't write kissing. V can write kissing. Wow.

Because I do still read Harry Potter *sheepish grin*

The Malfoy Guide to Productive Extortion by Mirabella. NC-17. Harry/Draco/Ron. Harry's either drunk and horny or drunk and cuddly, depending on your point of view. Ron's straight but no one holds it against him. Draco could hand out detentions, but he has a better idea.

Hilarious and hot, my favorite combination.