request me! or, you know, lighten my mood *g*

So I had a really horrible dream this morning in which I was calmly, cooly insane and stuffed my (dream) kids in the car trunk with their dead father - who was eaten in front of me by a large, hairy monster. And Major Lorne (yes) asked me if I was all right, and I said "of course," in this really plastic-y pleasant way and all the time in my head I was screaming "my two children are in the freakin' trunk with my husband!" It was so very creepy. But! Major Lorne! Where the hell did he come from??

Also, apparently I have a bit of a John-characterization problem in Bagglevarger's. I'm not sure I see it, since I wrote him from a decidedly cracked point of view - and in my head it was always all about Rodney, anyway - but my writing style in it might have lead people to believe that it was a seriously constructed fic? I'm not sure. I'm never that great at writing John at the best of times, though, so. Really, that fic seriously wore me out. I kinda don't want to even look at it any more. Ever get like that about one of your babies?

I need to get back into the SGA non-au's, since my next fic - the challenge - kinda *has* to be au. So... any SGA requests? I've never been very good at drabbles, but I'll see what I can do. Just give me some characters, a setting, point of contention, what have you. Whatever you want to see from me!

ETA: Yes, that is a dirtytrousers update! Wow!