I owe you

I'm completely aware I have seven more requestfics to churn out. Never fear, I'll finish them... at some point. Meanwhile, my Robin Hood au is killing my brain and I'm eating up X-files fics. And my cat is a dog.

Also, who else was totally creeped out by the Alf episode where he mail-ordered a ventriloquist dummy and it came to life? OR! That episode of Webster when he burned the appartment down? And then that other episode where they made you think maybe the dead girl was locked in her room and sitting in a rocking chair????

Seriously. TV sitcoms used to have an edge! Of complete crack!

I don't know what made me think of that. Hmmmm.

SGA Request ficlet # 3: Never Anything But

Title: Never Anything But
Prompt: onthecontrary. john/rodney that somehow involves ford and bates; which is like saying, perhaps a drabble set in season one, if you don't mind? because fuck, if people don't love ford and/or bates, what sort of people are they? something funny as opposed to angsty, if at all possible; like, ummm, someone walking in on something bizarre and the misconceptions that might ensue? and if you want to toss in a joke about john acting like a woman, well. we all know how much i love that sort of thing.
Word count: 1114
Summary: “I’m not a woman.”
A/N: dudes, I'm just... sorry.

( Never Anything But )