Three Bagglevarger Ficlets, SGA/HP fusion

A/N: Three ficlets set mere weeks after Bagglevarger's Theory of Inversive Magic, so you kinda have to've read that first. These are not quite raw, but completely unbeta'd, short, fluffy, pointless, and I hope to do some future fic in this universe at some point, but for right now you get Rodney, and his embarrassing weakness for John and Hufflepuffs. For chopchica.

Title: Hufflepuffs Are Not Puppies, Feel Free To Kick
Summary: Seriously. Hufflepuffs
Word count: 941

( Hufflepuffs Are Not Puppies, Feel Free To Kick )

Title: The More You Get, The More You Have
Summary: Rodney was sort of miserable all by himself.
Word count: 654

( The More You Get, The More You Have )

Title: If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Worth Paying Someone Else To Do It
Summary: So essentially he needed to apologize to John.
Word count: 1185

( If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Worth Paying Someone Else To Do It )