does the fun ever end?

So Deuce has e coli! HURRAH! And now J thinks he has e coli, and if he has it, then I probably do, too, and then there's a possibility we gave it to PB and K, too, so YAY.

In other news, Ryan is a totally rockin' girl, okay? Okay.

Ryan flipped down the visor mirror, lips pursed at his reflection. “I look fine, asshole,” he said finally. He was actually pretty good at it, steady hand and all, even though he went a little lighter on the foundation than Stacey had. He’d gotten creative with his eyes, too, but that was okay, because it wasn’t him.

It was this girl, this Rhianna, who wore brightly-colored skirts and gauzy blouses under tight velvet vests with these rockin' scarves tied into knots at his throat, and the fingerless leather gloves made his palms sweat a little, but they were totally worth it.

“You look a little like a carnie,” Spencer said, smirking, and Ryan flipped him off.

The whorls of color on his cheeks and around his eyes were whimsical, okay, and at most, at most, Ryan would concede to a somewhat gypsy-esque style.

I'm not stuck on the name yet. I kind of want him to be Jenny. Hee. 80s movies FOR THE WIN, folks.

two posts in one day! it's like Christmas!

* Um. So, yeah, my Brendon Urie Coming Out fic? Still with druidspell. I'm half fearing some totally rough cuts with it, but I think she's just been super busy this month. Anyway, so, there's like pages and pages of self-indulgent fic coming up sometime I hope - hope! - before the end of July.

* I would strongly - STRONGLY - consider writing a Transformers/Panic fic, okay, I totally would, but I'm not sure if the immense awesomeness of the giant alien robots would translate that well on the page. We shall see.

* You have, like, FOUR DAYS left to choose a prompt over at
reel_band!

Brewster's Millions - BRENDON MUST SPEND 30 MILLION IN 30 DAYS IN ORDER TO INHERIT HIS FORTUNE, BUT HE CAN'T LET ANYONE KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! SPENCER IS HIS PRISSY LAW CLERK!

Space Camp - PANIC! AT THE DISCO ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES INTO SPACE!

Pee Wee's Big Adventure - PETE NEEDS TO FIND HIS BIKE! IN THE BASEMENT OF THE ALAMO!

National Lampoon's Vacation - FALL OUT BOY GOES TO WALLY WORLD! ROAD TRIP SHENANIGANS!

My Stepmother is an Alien - RYAN ROSS IS TOTALLY AN ALIEN, OKAY? HE'S SO DEADPAN AND UNEMOTIONAL! AND THEN JON TEACHES HIM HOW TO KISS AND EVERYTHING! IT'LL BE AWESOME!