New Panic! Fic: The Way It Is Now

So I wanted to expand on my Brendon is afraid of girls and Spencer must comfort him snippet, and then it snowballed into this, which is quick, unbeta’d, possibly makes no sense, and way longer than I’d planned. Apologies for the eating babies running gag (couldn’t help myself), the many references to zombie fangirls (also: couldn’t help myself), and the floof. Setting is, um, a near-future hypothetical bandom extravaganza tour? Enjoy. Let me know if you spot any errors.

The Way It Is Now | PG-13 | Brendon/Spencer | ~6,000
He ponders on how exactly to phrase his question. Finally, he sends, is spencer dying andor eating babies
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( The Way It Is Now )