he always brings down the house - disco mickey mouse

There should be a Camp Rock AU only starring Spencer as Joe Jonas and Ryan and Jon as Kevin Jonas (dudes, that guy seemed stoned out of his mind, right?) and.... uh, no one as Nick Jonas, and Brendon as the totally annoying main girl who wouldn't stop smiling and I kind of wanted to punch her face in the whole movie - Brendon would do so much better in that role, y/y? WRITE IT!

There should be a The Cab high school AU, ala Minutemen (which audrey1nd told me to catch, and I missed the entire second half because J wanted to watch Bones, instead, but for what I saw *thumbs-up*), where Ian invents a TIME MACHINE that'll send them back one day for ten minutes at a time, and so The Cab forms a sort of superhero team - minus Cash - to help kids who are being picked on - or to torture Cash, who Singer totally doesn't have a crush on GOD SHUT UP ALEX MARSHALL.

There should be a Get A Clue AU with Fall Out Boy! Pete's convinced something fishy's going on with one of his teachers, and he ropes Patrick, Joe and Andy into helping him spy!! I haven't seen this one in years, so I actually don't remember much else that happens in the movie, but PETE WENTZ AS LINDSEY LOHAN! WIN!

WILLIAM BECKETT = WENDY WU: HOMECOMING WARRIOR

Or, okay, OLD SCHOOL KIDS INCORPORATED AU! Who the hell watched that show with me, eh? Oh, Disney, you amuse me so.

I don't know, people, I think my mind is finally gone.

ETA: ZENON OF THE 21ST CENTURY! DISCUSS AMONGST YOURSELVES.