I want to shoot my dogs

On Middleman: Tyler calls Wendy made of awesome! I have never seen that outside of LJ, so it makes me think the writers are lurking around here somewhere :)

On Chewie: she's worked my last nerve and proved that she can't hold her pee all day, so she has been officially caged! I feel bad, but she totally brought it on herself.

On Spencer/Brendon harlequin: is there a limit to the amount of times I can have Brendon try to escape and Spencer get really angry and push him around? HEE. I just have to figure out what actual shenanigans Ryan has going on with his disappearance. I'm thinking of making Fall Out Boy the bad guys here. Drug smugglers? Ryan can be undercover DEA? All I know is that Spencer is out of the game now and he doesn't like getting shot at anymore, and Brendon is really pissing him off and he can't find his best friend OH NOES. I just wrote accidental morning molestations. This is too ridiculous for words.

On family: my sister-in-law will be up this weekend and my brother will be moving home next week! EXCITING!

All my dogs must die now. Be back later.

ALSO: does anyone know of any Phelps slash?