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the joe as a busker, office building au, thingy...

joe = "hobo joe" the busker
bob = smoking hot security guy
brendon = lobby barista who gives joe muffins
spencer = reception
ryan = spencer's lunch buddy
frank = joe's roommate/fellow busker/partner-in-weed growing
gerard = bird dude who paints in the park
patrick = argyle dude who works upstairs and shares his lunch with joe
pete = is around
andy = joe's other roommate who walks around shirtless with the butcher
the butcher = joe's other other roommate who lets Joe sleep on his floor
ray = the fixer of all things wrong
mikey = the fixer's sidekick
gabe = no one knows where he comes from or where he goes
bill = is on a fresca kick and owns entirely too many skirts

tell me hobo joe is not the funniest thing ever

And Joe showers daily, thanks very much. Or, like, every other day. He tends to forget to brush his hair, though; it’s kind of out of control, but Joe likes how it’s enormous and flattering to his nose.