I've been delirious with the stomach flu

[skoosiepants]

It's been a sucky couple of days, my friends. I'm just now actually eating some pretzels and flat gingerale - I had three pieces of dry toast yesterday and absolutely nothing on Monday... my last full meal was around 5 on Sunday. I feel so bad calling out of work, too. That's like the worst thing to me. I feel like I'm letting people down, but on the other hand I really don't think they'd appreciate me spreading this virus around.

I'm still kind of out of it. It's Wednesday, right?