If you're lucky, you might get a lapdance. Something classy.

[skoosiepants]

Hi all, I'm auctioning off my fanfiction services at help_haiti. You can bid on me here, so I don't feel like a friendless loser. Everything is up for negotiation, you guys know me, I'm flexible :)

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(also, geez, I forgot to add Cobra Starship to the list of bands I'll write, and now it won't let me edit the post - I'm so lame)