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Title: Everybody Here Would Know
Pairings/Characters: Draco/Ron, Ernie
Rating: PG-13, for language and innuendo
Word Count: 8,996
Summary: Blame it on the hot, salty island air. And Seamus.
A/N: I've revamped my defunct island idea into this long one-shot, and was able to tear myself away from Dirty Trousers long enough to finish this up. I had mucho fun with it, and all I have to say is I want myself an Ernie. Ernie rocks.

Title is taken from the Paul Simon song Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes. It just seemed so Draco/Ron to me. Plus, well... you'll see.

This has been checked for quality crackedness by sanityinstrife *hugs her*

Is it weird to think that these stories write themselves? That the characters do all the work? I never know how everyone's going to come off, and that makes me suspect I might just be a little insane.

Anywho. Enjoy.

( Everybody Here Would Know )

Several wonderful crackfic stories have already been posted at oohsparkly, plus a shiny new challenge, which I've just answered myself :)

Here's some Draco/Ron crackficcery goodness:
Impudent Secretaries and Spanish Puppets

Now I'm off to answer my posts and check up on flisters *hugs all*

ETA: As sanityinstrife has pointed out, I've been failing in my duty to solicit Pansy recs. March is almost over! Send me recs!

Yes, my flisters. I've been snowed in. And this is the fruit of my cracked mind. Another crossover, a sequel to Wherein Little Boys.... And it's bad. So very very bad.

A few notes:

1) Obviously, you need to have read the crossover of doom fic: Wherein Little Boys Make Merry.

2) I've always been a huge fan of Ghostbusters II, so I felt I had a right to poke fun at it. Yes, I own the soundtrack. Yes, I love it. Yes, it'd be really, really helpful if you'd at least seen the first Ghostbusters - although Justin sums up the whole II plot. Yes, I know random quotes and almost all the lyrics from the songs. Yes, I'm insane. You already knew this.
"On Our Own" is by Bobby Brown off the soundtrack. (also, the song JC starts to sing and is veto'd by Lance is "What You Won't Do For Love" by Bobby Caldwell. Excellent song. I'd love to hear him sing it for real.)

3) This is for everyone who got Lance/Hermione stuck in my head from the first go around, and for sanityinstrife for encouraging my cracked-out behavior.

4) This is very bad. Cracked and bad. And it made me laugh hysterically, as usual, while writing it. I really think I'm going to be the only one laughing.

5) *blinks* You want a summary? Um, well. Dumbledore comes up with a plan, blackmails the trio into participating, Seamus gets roped into the fun of overseas flights, Justin recognizes the plan for what it is, and they all save the world. Also, there's slight slash.

6) Seamus improves everything he's in, merely by existing.

7) I don't care about facts. Some people are real, but *shrugs* I have no idea what they do in real life.

So without further ado, I give you ( It's like. You know. Ghostbusters II. )

[ Still in the mood for HP/Popslash crack? Try A Family Affair, and then frolick in the campy world of dont_feed - Don't Feed the Squirrels ]

*evil cackle*

This is a Christmas present to myself, because I wanted to read it, and sometimes when that happens you just gotta bite the bullet and write it yourself.

So. I think this is the most fucked-up thing I've ever written, which is actually saying a lot, considering. And I actually laughed - maniacally, of course - the whole way through while writing it. It's the crossover of DOOM! It's also my first gen fic, with only slight undertones of pre-slash. And I wrote this over the course of two days, so it's raw and my "facts" probably aren't completely straight, and I don't care. Because I love it.

( The Crossover That Shouldn't Have Been Written )

Mwuahahahaha!

[ Skip ahead to the sequel: Ghostbusters II-ish ]

I can't seem to stop fiddling with this! I'm posting it, though, but don't say I didn't warn you that it's odd and flows differently than my other work and possibly skips around with tenses.

Anywho, as a favor to me, I'd like everyone to let me know if any parts just don't work at all, or you think need to be reworked. Personally, I think Draco saves the entire piece from utter crapdom.

Remember, it's an AU without magic! And I really don't think there's any clear plot.

( The Commune Love Story )

Feedback ahoy!

Ach, well... I'm not happy enough with this one-shot to post it anywhere else but here. I think it's the monkey references. They make me laugh, but are otherwise pointless :) So enjoy the fluffy Ron/Pansy fest.

( Caught Off Guard )