pants to match

Title: Turn Sharp
Pairings: Hermione/Blaise-ish, Draco/Ron-ish
Word count: 5300+
Rating: PG
Summary: Malfoy’s jaw tensed, muscles jumping, and he bit out, “This isn’t about trust, Granger. This is about you currently being the only fourth we could agree on.”
A/N: This is another HP/SGA fusion fic! This is # 3 in my Directional Series, following Stay Left. Reading both Go Far and Stay Left before this one is strongly encouraged. Huge thanks to druidspell for the excellent beta :) As it stands now, there will be one more DS story, from Malfoy's pov.

( Turn Sharp )

Title: Stay Left
Pairings: Seamus/Finch-Fletchly friendship, Ron/Malfoy-ish, implied Sheppard/McKay, Seamus/Neville pre-slash
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,800+
Summary: His mum had called him gifted growing up, but his da always claimed he was a neurotic optimist with a dangerously large brain and a mild case of Tourette’s
Warning: Non Magic HP/SGA fusion fic.
A/N: This follows the HP/SGA fusion fic Go Far, and some things might not make sense without reading that first. However, this is from Seamus' POV and Go Far is from Ron's, and Ron has an entirely different take on Pegasus. I'm tentatively calling this the Directional Series, since I've got an adventure in mind for Hermione next. Massive thanks to druidspell for the awesome beta!

( Stay Left )

Title: The Entirely Wrong Way (1/2)
Rating: PG-13 (I seriously thought it would be more, but alas, no go)
Pairings/characters: Hermione/Blaise, Draco/Ron, a few spatterings of others. Various persons pop up here and there.
Summary: The Honorable Hermione Granger always seemed to get into the most horrendous scrapes. A Pirate!AU with Captain Draco Malfoy at the helm of The Tidy Squall, and Mr. Blaise Zabini at his side.
The Long List of Important Story Notes and Warnings!!!!
I hate research. You're lucky I even bothered with a few details in this *grins winningly*
~ "Old coat" is an old sailor, not a misspelling of "old coot" - just to clarify.
~ The Abacos Islands are a string of largely uninhabited islands in the Carribean, however I doubt they were called Abacos when this story takes place - I'm not even going to bother to pin down a date, but 16 or 17 hundreds thereabout - but I don't care. I'm calling them Abacos. Blue Cay is completely fictional.
~ Good King Wenceslas was written far after this adventure as well, but I liked the idea of Hermione's father singing that particular ditty, so I left it in.
~ The ages of everyone are mixed up for the purpose of some accuracy to the time period. And I use the phrase "some accuracy" quite loosely. Draco and Blaise are early 30's, Hermione, Hannah and Ron are barely 17 or so, and everyone else it doesn't much matter. You can just imagine for them.
~ I purposely abuse the word "aye" because I love it so. Also, I take full advantage of the "Pirates" poke from PotC - which I shan't explain but you'll be able to pick up on it, I'm sure.
~ Some of you may hate me for my characterization of Harry in this. I apologize in advance.

Lastly!! This turned out incredibly fluffy, everyone is OOC, my language is much more verbose - I think it's my inner romance novelist coming out - because, oh yes. This has Harlequin stamped all over it. I wrote this entirely for my own amusement. Hopefully some of you will enjoy it as well.
And it's open-ended, nothing quite completely wrapped up, because I might possibly write in this world again :)

( The Entirely Wrong Way: Part One )

Wow, I'm in the middle of writing my pirate!fic and Blaise isn't being cooperative, so I've been going through some files for inspiration.

Sorry for the spammage tonight... just felt like posting lots *grins winningly*
And I'd edit the Ghost Zeppelin entry, but I felt like that sorta needed to stand on it's own.

So, anywho, I need to set up a dead story page, I think. Here are a few ideas that unforunately puttered out...

( A twitchy bloke with fine brown hair and pale eyes shook Nev awake, but the night was still dark and heavy when he crawled out of the tent and blinked up at the man who’d been guarding Seamus so closely. )

( At some point, Hermione died. )

( When their eyes catch over the frozen foods, Draco’s heart stutters in his chest and he struggles to keep the shock off his face. )

I just took a shower (yay!) and got inspired to write a Hannah!scene in the pirate fic. Good little Hannah, always so helpful :)

This is for littleleggylulu. She requested Draco/Ron to cheer her up, and while I'm normally horrible at writing on demand, as it were - since my muse is a tricky, hateful bitch - I got inspired.

Title: Forfeit
Pairing: Draco/Ron
Rating: Um. I think it just warrants an R.
Summary: Draco is completely straight. Honestly. (PWP)
Author notes: My goal for this short piece was to fit as many clichés in as I could. This is purposefully cheesy, since I'm incapable of writing straight pr0n (and by "straight" I mean non-comedic). This is un-beta'd, baked fresh.

( Forfeit )

All official-like...

Title: Everybody Here Would Know
Pairings/Characters: Draco/Ron, Ernie
Rating: PG-13, for language and innuendo
Word Count: 8,996
Summary: Blame it on the hot, salty island air. And Seamus.
A/N: I've revamped my defunct island idea into this long one-shot, and was able to tear myself away from Dirty Trousers long enough to finish this up. I had mucho fun with it, and all I have to say is I want myself an Ernie. Ernie rocks.

Title is taken from the Paul Simon song Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes. It just seemed so Draco/Ron to me. Plus, well... you'll see.

This has been checked for quality crackedness by sanityinstrife *hugs her*

Is it weird to think that these stories write themselves? That the characters do all the work? I never know how everyone's going to come off, and that makes me suspect I might just be a little insane.

Anywho. Enjoy.

( Everybody Here Would Know )

Several wonderful crackfic stories have already been posted at oohsparkly, plus a shiny new challenge, which I've just answered myself :)

Here's some Draco/Ron crackficcery goodness:
Impudent Secretaries and Spanish Puppets

Now I'm off to answer my posts and check up on flisters *hugs all*

ETA: As sanityinstrife has pointed out, I've been failing in my duty to solicit Pansy recs. March is almost over! Send me recs!

A silly gift to my flisters. Seamus is for sanityinstrife and lady_draherm.

( Ministry Love Notes )

I'm visiting Pirate Booty in Hell (read Maryland) this weekend, so I won't be online. Unless I can snag her laptop for a bit. Otherwise, I may get the shakes. Withdrawl is serious business, folks.

On a good note, I've reworked Chapter 18 of The Origin of Storms and sent it back to Angelique to look over and I've got a page and a half of the epilogue written! I'm so close to being done! Which is kind of a relief and kind of sad, too.

Anywho, here's a little Ron/Draco drabble. I wrote it for Don't Let's Start, but I don't think I'll use it. Or at least not written like this, since the pacing (ha!) is all off for the rest of the story. Not sure if I like it either.

( The most important parts of Ron were not tired )

Disturbing, eh?

1. My attention span is disturbingly short

2. My Quiet One's gift-fic muse is being obstinately broody and non-Christmas-y

3. Chapter 18 of Origin of Storms sucks.

4. Ron and Draco shagging makes me happy.

So... early Halloween present: Wench!Ron was birthed by ladybeth, although I dont think this is quite what she had in mind *grins*

This is part one (?) of an AU Mutiny!verse cookie - if Archenemy and Endless Love never happened, so some pirate references may not make sense unless you've read Mutiny!. But seriously, there isn't much plot, so it doesn't much matter :) This is slash, dirty R, with a possible NC-17 continuation...

( Halloween Treat )