pants to match

I'm jumpy as Nev in a pit full of snakes, and I don't know why. ARGH!

J and I went out to dinner last night for our ani. 2 years! Geez. Sometimes it seems much longer. And I'm honestly such a freak-hermit-nonpeopleperson that I have no idea how I even landed him. *giggles* Landed. Dating has got to be my least favorite activity ever. Dating involves meeting strangers. Dating sucks. But luckily I floundered through the first couple months and we have so much insanity in common it's... insane. *sigh*

I have not written anything worthwhile today... the Nev and Seamus adventure shall continue maybe tomorrow. And I have half an installment of DT done *gasp!* and I'm pondering something original as well. We'll see.

So to entertain those hanging about, here's a comment drabble I wrote for lady_draherm a couple weeks ago... You might've spotted it at her journal. I contemplated making it longer or rewriting it, but you know what? I'm just not motivated enough. Hurrah!!!

( Draco Malfoy is One Cracked Out Cracker: a Popslash/HP crossover that makes little than no sense! )

Yes, thanks to wonder that is Celebrity and the agreement of stereotype_vamp, another crack bunny has dug its sharp little teeth into my brain, thus rendering my previous idea a limp carcass. And the sad part is this idea will most likely fall just as flat eventually, but first. First, we have defunct crossover crack. Just a short delve into what might have been if my nsync/hp muse wasn't currently being a total bitch. Humph. I rather liked where this one was going, too.

( disappearances, ghetto Justin, and fucking Irish magic )

Yes, my flisters. I've been snowed in. And this is the fruit of my cracked mind. Another crossover, a sequel to Wherein Little Boys.... And it's bad. So very very bad.

A few notes:

1) Obviously, you need to have read the crossover of doom fic: Wherein Little Boys Make Merry.

2) I've always been a huge fan of Ghostbusters II, so I felt I had a right to poke fun at it. Yes, I own the soundtrack. Yes, I love it. Yes, it'd be really, really helpful if you'd at least seen the first Ghostbusters - although Justin sums up the whole II plot. Yes, I know random quotes and almost all the lyrics from the songs. Yes, I'm insane. You already knew this.
"On Our Own" is by Bobby Brown off the soundtrack. (also, the song JC starts to sing and is veto'd by Lance is "What You Won't Do For Love" by Bobby Caldwell. Excellent song. I'd love to hear him sing it for real.)

3) This is for everyone who got Lance/Hermione stuck in my head from the first go around, and for sanityinstrife for encouraging my cracked-out behavior.

4) This is very bad. Cracked and bad. And it made me laugh hysterically, as usual, while writing it. I really think I'm going to be the only one laughing.

5) *blinks* You want a summary? Um, well. Dumbledore comes up with a plan, blackmails the trio into participating, Seamus gets roped into the fun of overseas flights, Justin recognizes the plan for what it is, and they all save the world. Also, there's slight slash.

6) Seamus improves everything he's in, merely by existing.

7) I don't care about facts. Some people are real, but *shrugs* I have no idea what they do in real life.

So without further ado, I give you ( It's like. You know. Ghostbusters II. )

[ Still in the mood for HP/Popslash crack? Try A Family Affair, and then frolick in the campy world of dont_feed - Don't Feed the Squirrels ]

*evil cackle*